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Solo money making guide for new and well set players.
I've got this cool solo money making guide I tried and tested.
This combines the CEO work, Import/Export, Special cargo, MC Businesses, Bunker, Nightclubs and Terrorbyte client missions.
This guide is 100% solo.
This is an all day method, great if you have a day off school or work.
Also contains an AFK method.
I recommend doing this method in a solo public lobby because there maybe other players in that lobby that's also doing Terrorbyte missions, Headhunter, Sightseer or any other VIP jobs and that's not even including griefers.
Two Special cargo warehouse. (Size depends on how much money you have so large if you can afford it but small if your short on money).
Bunker with equipment and staff upgrades.
MC Businesses with Equipment and Staff upgrades. (Coke, Meth, Cash). Weed and Document Forgery is mainly to supplement the Nightclub business.
Nightclub with staff, equipment and security upgrades and five technicians. Also get least level 2 storage upgrades. Need crate warehouse/Hanger, MC Businesses Coke, Meth, Cash, Weed and Document Forgery and Bunker to make full use of the Nightclub business.
Terrorbyte so you can do client missions which is important for the main guide. Also get the Drone station so you can do Targeted Data which in my opinion is easier than Diamond Shopping, Robbery in Progress and Data Sweep.
Arcade with Master Control Terminal. So you can buy product from one location and do the Casino Heist.
Recommended locations (For players who don't have the businesses yet). If you already own the businesses and properties then you don't have to change from your current locations, except maybe moving your MC Businesses to Sandy Shores if it's in Paleto Bay or Elysian Islands/Terminal and moving your Bunker to Chumash or Farmhouse. This is mainly for players who are looking to buy those properties and businesses. Note: This is my personal opinion. If you think there's another better location or disagree, then let me know why that's better. If you already have multiple Special cargo small, medium or large warehouses then stick with the ones you have.
CEO Office: Office of your choice.
Vehicle warehouse: I recommend La Puerta since it has good accessibility for the Cargobob and it's easily accessible when delivering a car and also great for selling vehicles to specialist dealer locations. It's also away from gang locations. La Mesa is decent too if your starting out since it's the cheapest location but watch out for Vagos though.
Special cargo warehouse two small or large: Anywhere but in Elysian or south of Los Santos.
MC Clubhouse: I recommend the Great Chaparral one since it's near your businesses in Sandy Shores if you have them there.
MC Businesses Coke, Meth, Cash, Weed and Document Forgery: I recommend Grand Senora Desert since it's the cheapest and it's easier to do sell missions to Los Santos. If your gonna buy the Weed and Document Forgery, then buy it in northern Los Santos or in Grans Senora Desert and Grapeseed respectively. No need to upgrade your Weed and Document Forgery.
Bunker: Chumash or Farmhouse because they're closer to the Los Santos for sell missions.
Nightclub: In Downtown Vinewood since it's near the highway and it's next to a long main straight road. It's also the northernmost one so it's very useful if the business battle or nightclub promotion mission is in Blaine county.
Arcade: Anywhere in Los Santos. The one in Vinewood is the one I have but La Mesa is also a good location.
Vehicles you'll need. 1. Buzzard.
Most important vehicle for any money grinders to have to have since it makes travelling around the map easier and faster and makes Terrorbyte missions, Sightseer and Headhunter more quickly, you can also spawn it in for free (only if you bought it) in the interaction menu while your a CEO. If you didn't buy it then it'll cost $25,000 to spawn at the interaction menu as a CEO so make sure to get it ASAP. The Buzzard homing missiles like all vehicles and aircraft with homing missiles can sniff out enemy NPCs if you get one of the enemy ambush missions.
2. Bati 801RR.
That is, if you can't afford an Oppressor MK II this the best alternative since it's still fast to get around the map and you can find it around the streets for free or you can buy it for $15,000. Make sure to wheelie as much as you can since it becomes one of the fastest bike in the game while doing a wheelie. You can still get back to the second Post Op van (if your quick), second Garbage truck, second bike deliveries and second boat and still complete those missions with time to spare.
3. Oppressor MK II (Optional).
You can also spawn it as a MC president in the interaction menu and if your not an MC president or you can still call it anytime by going into the Terrorbyte services in the interaction menu and spawning it from there or just call the mechanic if you don't own the Terrorbyte yet.
You can maintain full speed by boosting and wiggling the thumbstick up and down without pressing the accelerator button, just keep boosting while wiggling the thumbstick up and down for fastest travel time. Don't press the accelerator while doing this trick otherwise the boost won't regenerate.
Reason why it's optional is because it's expensive and you need a Terrorbyte to customize it and a Nightclub to own a Terrorbyte.
4. Cargobob (Optional).
This is for the Import/Export sell mission. Use it if your selling the vehicle in a solo public lobby since enemy NPCs in blue Sultan RS will spawn and damage the car which reduces the final amount of money you get when you delivered in a location. Make sure to fly it high enough otherwise the enemies NPCs can still damage the car.
6. Post Op vans (Optional).
This is for practicing driving the Post Op vans around so you can be more prepared in case you get the nightmarish Post Op van sale mission for the MC Businesses. More on step 4 "Solo Post Op van tips" part. It only costs $59,850 buy it now or $45,000 trade price and it's a Pegasus vehicle.
The main money making guide tips and steps.
I recommend doing the steps in a solo public session. This is not only to avoid griefers and tryhards but this guide may spread to the popular GTA online money grinding youtubers such as TheProfessional, Tylerious or maybe even Ghilliemaster and this guide may get very popular that more players will be doing this guide so most likely someone else will be doing a Terrorbyte mission, Sightseer, Headhunter or any other VIP work. See GTA Online Mega Guide thread on how to go in a solo public lobby. Or you can just keep finding a new session until you're in a solo public lobby or in a session your happy with full of friendly players who don't do Terrorbyte client missions, Sightseer and Headhunter. If you want to do the Casino Heist or other jobs then set your MTU back to 1500 otherwise you can't join a heist or other activities with low MTU. Get the Arcade with the Master Control Terminal. The Master Control Terminal allows you to buy supplies in one building instead of having to fly to different businesses to resupply. However sell product from the actual businesses location because if you sell from the Master Control Terminal then you'll have to drive or fly to that business to begin selling which could cost valuable time. Before you start the steps. (If you have a Nightclub). If you have a nightclub and five technicians then put them on Cargo/Shipments (Hanger), Sporting goods (Bunker), South American imports (Cocaine), Pharmaceuticals (Meth) and Cash Creation (Counterfeit cash). Once Pharmaceuticals and Cash Creation is full then move those technicians to Organic Produce (Weed) and Printing and Copying (Document Forgery). Ignore this part if you don't have a nightclub. Business battles (Optional). If your in a lobby with three other players and a business battle starts. You can collect the crate or vehicle with the crates. Once you finished, delivering the product to your nightclub then continue what your doing. Make sure your nightclub popularity is full. (Optional) You can make a small profit with the nightclub safe. At any time in the steps if your nightclub popularity is full in the pre step and the the game tells you your safe is $20,000 just go back to your nightclub and book another DJ to make the nightclub popularity full again and wait until the game tells you have $40,000 and re-book another Dj and keep grinding until you reach $60,000. If it reaches $70,000 collect the money straight away and wait until the game tells you, that you have $10,000 in the safe and re-book another DJ and keep repeating this process. Make sure to change DJs every 90 minutes to avoid losing popularity. Here's the Reddit thread that explains it all. https://www.reddit.com/gtaonline/comments/95crke/nightclub_profit_and_popularity_guide_not/ If you have a Terrorbyte. Spawn it and start up Import/Export source vehicle or Special cargo missions since it's faster to go in rather than going all the way to your CEO office or Master Control Terminal depending where you are on the map. Always do Headhunter in Los Santos. The targets are more closer in Los Santos. Blaine County targets are more spread out so it'll take longer to do it there. Make sure your completely in Los Santos since even starting Headhunter in Vinewood Hills, you'll still get Blaine County targets. Play in free aim lobbies. The chances of being attacked or griefed by a tryhard is slightly lower than in auto aim. But they are still plenty of them, just not as much as auto aim. Your more likely to get placed in a peaceful lobby and if you do get attacked by a tryhard or griefer then find a new session since they're just wasting your time and to also protect your cargo since you only lose a little bit when you find a new session or close the application. Also there's less players on free aim than auto aim so your more likely to find a lobby with less players. PC only, If you see a modder or a cheater in your session. Find a new session immediately since they may try to give you cheated money and get you falsely banned. They may also try to grief you with the use of mods. If nightclub safe is full at $70,000. Make sure to collect the money ASAP so more money can be stored in the safe. If your flying a Buzzard or any vehicles or aircraft with homing missiles around in a peaceful lobby. Make sure to use the homing missiles only when you need to use them such as killing enemy NPCs or Headhunter targets. One you finished using them then switch to the machine guns or non homing mode or the barrage missiles (if your in a Hunter) until you need to use the homing missiles again. This is to stop scaring other players who are in another aircraft or in a vehicle on the ground and it's also to prevent accidental firing of the homing rocket that's locked on to friendly players. Terrorbyte client missions are quick and easy. Finishing Targeted Data, Diamond Shopping and Robbery in Progress gets you an easy $31,000 in just 3-4 minutes of work. You'll need a drone station to do Targeted data though. Stealing supplies is NOT worth it anymore if your Bunker and MC Businesses have full upgrades. Steal missions take too long to do and it can take up to two or three hours to fill all your businesses. You can do the pre step and step 2 to easily pay off your supplies investment and even make some more money in the two and a half hours period before the businesses and Bunker stops producing due to lack of supplies. Good thing about this Casino heist DLC is that they include the Master Control Terminal where you can buy supplies for your businesses in one place instead of having to drive or fly to different locations. The only time where I recommend stealing the supplies is when you don't have the upgrades yet on your Bunker or MC Businesses. If you have an associate in your CEO. If you have friends or a random person in your CEO, after you finished a Terrorbyte mission, do Point to point and share the money for an extra $5,250. Your associate can get paid well and still have fun grinding. Also if your in an MC then promote your friend or associate to Road Captain so they can use the non weaponized Buzzard or Havok (if they own one). Don't waste money on junk. One of the main reasons why players go broke and resort to buying Shark cards or give up on the game altogether. You don't need to own everything in the game and get a Deluxo or the latest supercar just because your friends and "everyone" has one. The clothes you only need are heavy heist vests for classic heists, quad lens helmets and scuba outfit. Supercars are only good for driving around the map and for races but not for missions. You can get around the map faster with a Buzzard. If your gonna buy a super car then buy the one that tops Broughy1322's tests. The steps below are assuming you have the full day off from school or work and want to grind all day. Note: The main steps are only if you have the CEO Office, Vehicle Warehouse, Bunker (Fully upgraded), MC Clubhouse, MC Businesses (Coke, Meth and Cash all fully upgraded), Nightclub, Terrorbyte and Arcade with Master Control Terminal. Also the tips below the steps are from my experience of grinding and selling cargo.
Pre step: Buy supplies for your Bunker and MC Businesses.
Make sure they're empty so sell whatever you have before buying supplies. Also set spawn location in the Arcade.
Buy Supplies for your Coke, Meth, Cash and Bunker using the Master Control Terminal in the Arcade.
Make sure you have a stop watch and set it to two and a half hours.
Step 1: Import/Export method (Best time to money ratio).
Do Terrorbyte mission.
Source a vehicle.
Do Terrorbyte mission.
Do Terrorbyte mission.
Do Terrorbyte mission.
Do Terrorbyte mission.
Repeat 8-13 or move to step 2.
Import/Export sell tips.
Always sell to Specialist dealer for the most money.
If you sold the vehicle with a Cargobob, land the Cargobob near your office and start Sightseer then do Headhunter.
To only source top range vehicles, make sure you have 10 standard range, 10 mid range and 0 top range. If you have any dupes of a standard or mid range car, make sure to sell it and get another different car in that range.
If your in a solo public lobby enemy NPCs will spawn in a blue Sultan RS and will attack you and damage the vehicle.
If you own a Cargobob and your in a solo public lobby just simply carry the vehicle to its destination. Make sure to fly high though since there's the NPCs can still spawn and shoot the car if your still low.
If you don't own a Cargobob and your in a solo public lobby, keep driving the car and as soon as you see a enemy NPC red circle on the map, get out of the car immediately and kill the NPCs. There's four waves of them (two blue Sultan RS with two NPCs inside each of them per wave). Once you kill them then you can safely deliver the car to it's destination.
If your lazy getting out of the car. Drive past the first batch of NPCs then slow down once the red marker disappears but don't go too fast otherwise a new batch spawns and don't go too slow either otherwise the first batch will catch up. If done right, you shouldn't lose more than $2000 per sale.
Special cargo method with a warehouse. It's only if you want to mix things up a bit since doing the same I/E method over again can be efficient but boring.
Steal three crates.
Do Terrorbyte mission.
Steal three crates.
Do Terrorbyte mission.
Steal another three crates. You should have nine after you delivered those crates.
Do Terrorbyte mission.
Do one cycle of the I/E method above. (Do 1-5 on the Step 2: Import/Export method).
Sell crates or continue filling up the warehouse.
(Optional) If continuing filling up the warehouse, repeat 1-9. (You don't have to do the cycle again but it's up to you if you want to)
Sell the crates.
Do Terrorbyte mission.
After finishing a source mission. If you go the vehicle mission then do Headhunter then do a Terrorbyte mission. If you get vehicle missions back to back and Headhunter's still cooling down then simply do a Terrorbyte mission and source another three crates. If you got a three crate pickup mission, then just do a Terrorbyte mission and source another crate after. Special cargo tips.
Use Buzzard or Oppressor MK II to collect crates since it's faster.
To know if you got a vehicle or three crate missions, pause and check the map. If your warehouse your sourcing the crate for is not on the map then you got a vehicle mission but if the warehouse is on the map then you'll have to collect three crates separately.
If you have a Oppressor MK II and you see the warehouse is not on the map then don't use it because you have to leave the Oppressor behind after collecting the vehicle which has the crates and you have to go to the location to pick the Oppressor up.
If the warehouse is on the map then use the Oppressor MK II to collect the crates since you have to collect them separately.
If your a solo player who plays in solo public lobbies make sure to get the Armor upgrade for the plane and Brickade because there maybe enemy NPCs coming after you and the speed upgrade for the Tug since it's very slow.
If you do get a plane mission where you have to air drop the cargo, go to the airport with a Buzzard or Hydra and enter the plane as usual but get out and get in your Buzzard or Hydra and scout the drop off points for enemy NPC Buzzards and Valkyries. If you do see them then make sure to destroy them at all drop off points. The enemy NPC Buzzards and Valkyries with the explosive rounds can ruin your sale. Once your done destroying them then you should have enough time to go back the to airport and finish your sales.
This is a solo method on how to do MC Businesses and Bunker 100% solo. Sourcing and selling top range cars after selling the MC product and disbanding MC and registering as CEO.Read before doing step 3.
If the I/E vehicle is still on a cooldown after selling MC product then do a Terrorbyte mission and maybe even Headhunter and the cooldown should more than likely finish.
Disband MC and register as CEO and steal a top range vehicle and sell straight away.
Steal top range vehicle and sell.
Steal top range car and sell.
Sell the Bunker.
Steal top range car and sell.
Stealing top range car and selling it pretty much pays off buying supplies assuming you haven't caused a combined total of more than $5000 while sourcing and selling the vehicle.
Fast step 3 (If your short on time and need to do something else).
Pretty much skips the steal and sell car part since the MC Business and Bunker sell missions can take about an hour to finish.
What you'll get when buying one batch of supplies for you Bunker and MC Businesses (Coke, Meth and Cash). Note: This is with the Equipment and Staff upgrades.
You'll always get $140,000 local or $210,000 remote for the Bunker.
All Bunker sell missions can be done solo since buying supplies gives you $140,000 ($210,000 remote) and anything equal or less than $175,000 local means you'll get one vehicle.
You'll mostly get $112,000 local or $168,000 remote (2 bars) for the Coke but sometimes you'll get $84,000 local or $126,000 remote (1.5 bar).
You'll mostly get $95,200 local or $142,800 remote (2 bars) for the Meth but sometimes you'll get $107,100 local or $160,650 remote (just over 2 bars).
You'll always get $98,000 local or $147,000 remote (2.5 bars) for the Cash.
Bunker and MC Business sell tips.
ALWAYS sell far for more profits.
One and a half bar is the max for one vehicle.
Two and a half bars is max for two vehicles and anything more then you'll get three.
Two vehicles are do able from the Sandy Shores business. (Yes even two Post OP vans can be done from the cocaine business without using the Oppressor MK II to get back, you only need a upgraded Bati 801RR).
Make sure to register as president inside the MC Business and disband straight away after you sell product from your biker business. This is to avoid getting raided. To disband straightaway after selling the product, just simply go into your interaction menu and keep mashing the X button (PS4) or A button (Xbox one) or keep clicking disband if your on PC.
For faster travelling to your MC business if your doing Step 3 fast is to disband MC and register as CEO and spawn a Buzzard.
Make sure to practice driving them. So buy a Post Op van in the Warstock cache and carry (it only costs $59,850 buy it now or $45,000 trade price and it's a Pegasus vehicle) and practice driving them around and curb boosting so you can get comfortable driving it. Also practice evading traffic with it. Another thing to do is experiment which steep hills are faster to reverse on and where it's better to go forward.
Once you reach Los Santos then curb boost as much as possible. You should be able to get back to the second van on time with a Bati 801RR if you can't afford an Oppressor MKII.
If you are approaching a very steep hill that drastically slows the Post Op van to a crawl like the one in Vinewood hills then reverse since it's faster than driving up it. Do a J-turn once you reach the top and approaching downhill.
Avoid crashing into traffic otherwise you'll lose time since the van is slow to accelerate.
As mentioned on the MC guide, buying full supplies once means your Coke will mostly be two bars but sometimes one and a half bar. Meth will be mostly be two or sometime just over two bars and the Cash will always finish on two and a half bars. You'll be safe in getting two vehicles or Post OP vans in this case.
I've tested it from the Sandy Shores businesses (Coke, Meth and Cash only) that you can finish two Post OP van sales with an upgraded Bati 801RR if you can't afford the Oppressor.
Make sure to wheelie back with the Bati 801RR as much as possible and avoid crashing or you'll lose some precious time.
Instead of following the way point the game gives you, mark your own way point to the east Los Santos drops since driving on Senora Road is faster than going up the hills and start from the east drops and follow the way point to your next drop in central Los Santos or Vinewood hills except if there's another east Los Santos drop then go to that drop next.
If an easternmost drop is in central Los Santos then you better off following the way point the game gives you even though it leads you to a hill. If the hill gets very steep then reverse and do a J-turn once the gradient reduces and you feel that it's faster to go forwards. If you get the Post OP Van mission at the Meth business in Grand Senora Desert then reverse up the steep dirt road for better acceleration ad follow the waypoint the game gives you but only if the easternmost drop is in Los Santos otherwise set a waypoint there and follow it, it leads you to a much quicker main road than the slower steep dirt road.
Step 4 (Optional): Continue doing the step 1 I/E cycle or Step 2 Crates cycle.
If you don't want to do this part for whatever reason then skip to step 5.
Step 5: Selling the Nightclub.
Once you finish doing Step 3 or Step 4 then it's time to sell the Nightclub.
Sell all the product via the special orders for a bonus if there is no special orders then sell all.
Source and sell top range Import/Export vehicle.
Do Terrorbyte mission.
If there's money in both the Arcade and Nightclub safe, just collect it, also go to the Casino and spin the wheel.
Wait for the game to auto save and you should be done for the day.
Simple method. (For players who don't have lots of time to play but still want to do the steps). Step 2 is not needed.
Do the pre step.
Do Step 1.
Keep repeating Step 1 I/E cycle until the two and a half hour timer is up.
Do fast step 3.
Once you sold the MC Businesses then sell nightclub and you should be done for the day.
Simple Sightseer, Headhunter and Terabyte client mission cycle. (Best to do in an invite only session).
Find a car and sell to Los Santos Customs.
Do Terabyte client mission.
Do Terabyte client mission.
AFK Solo Method.
What you'll need.
Special cargo warehouse.
Vehicle warehouse (Optional).
MC Clubhouse so you can buy the MC Businesses.
Bunker with Equipment and Staff Upgrades.
MC Business Coke, Meth, Cash, Weed and Document Forgery. Only Coke, Meth and Cash need the Equipment and Staff upgrades since I don't recommend using the Weed and Document Forgery businesses, Weed and Document Forgery is so you can supplement the Nightclub business.
Buy supplies for Bunker, Coke, Meth and Cash using the Master Control Terminal in the Arcade. With the Nightclub, set the five technicians to South American Imports, Cargo and Shipments, Pharmaceutical Research, Sporting Goods and Cash Creation first.
Now start an easy contact mission in your apartment and go to the couch where the in game TV is and watch it. Once you sit down, then press the right D-Pad to make sure your watching the in game TV otherwise you may get kicked out due to idling or you could stay indoors and rubberband the right thumbstick so the camera moves in circles. Starting a contact mission and doing this AFK method means you won't pay utility bills and you cannot get raided, on top of that you won't lose any Nightclub popularity.
Keep controller charging.
Leave the console or PC on but turn off your real life TV or monitor your using to play the game. If your playing on you real life TV then you can change channels and watch what program you like.
Do whatever you want outside the game such as school, work or whatever things you need to do, you can even leave your console/PC on overnight if you want.
When your ready to comeback, turn your TV/monitor on and finish the contact mission. If South American Imports and Pharmaceutical Research is full then assign the two other technicians to Organic Produce and Printing and Copying since there's seven types of product and there's only five technicians to collect them assuming you bought all of the technicians. If South American Imports and Pharmaceutical Research isn't full yet then continue to AFK until they're filled up or you can also sell MC Businesses and Nightclub at this point if you want or otherwise continue to number 7.
Once South American Imports and Pharmaceutical Research is finally full, set technicians to Organic Produce and Document Forgery. Start another easy contact mission to AFK again.
Now once Organic Produce and Printing and Copying is filled up (takes 26.6 and 15 hours respectively to fill up), you can either sell the Bunker and MC Businesses or continue to AFK until Sporting Goods and Cargo and Shipments fill up. (Scroll up and follow step 3 or fast step 3 while selling the Bunker and MC Businesses).
Repeat 1-6 or 1-8.
Additional AFK tips.
IMPORTANT: Make sure your console or PC is in a well ventilated area and no objects or wall obstructing the vent fans while doing this method and make sure it's breathing freely otherwise it may overheat.
If your tight on power bills and need to save as much power in real life then I don't recommend doing this method otherwise you maybe paying more in energy bills than usual. Having solar panels help in places where it's sunny most of the time.
Make sure your internet's good otherwise if it fails; your automatically going to get kicked out of the session.
Make sure to put a sleep or rest mode timer on your console or PC. This is to rest the console or PC and not waste unnecessary power bills since you don't make money while on the alert screen. It's useful should your internet fail or the lobby wants to vote kick you or any other reason that may get you kicked out of the lobby. The console or PC will not go into rest mode while still watching the in game TV or security camera, it's only if your on the alert screen.
If your going on holiday for more than three days; make sure to turn off your console otherwise the Nightclub, Bunker and MC Businesses will be full by then and won't make more money until all product is sold. This is because you'll be paying approximately $10,000 in game bills every 48 minutes and it will slowly eat away whatever money you have assuming your not registered as a MC President or CEO or if you AFK while not doing a mission. Assuming your not in a contact mission of course. This tip is mainly to save real life power bills.
Make sure your not registered as a CEO or MC President while AFK because you'll lose $9,400 on Bunker utilities and $25,200 on MC Business utilities every 48 minutes (assuming you have all the upgrades and all MC Business types). Note being a MC President loses you both the $25,200 and $9,400 per 48 minutes wheres being a CEO only loses $9,400 per 48 minutes. Not really significant if you AFK while doing a contact mission since you won't pay any bills and you won't get raided, also your Nightclub won't lose popularity.
Another reason not to register as a CEO or MC President while AFK is because you can get raided. If your indoors and your registered as a CEO or MC President, the game will kick you out of a building and force you to defend your Nightclub.
Like on the Step 3 tips, make sure to register as a president inside the MC Businesses and disband immediately after selling so you can't get raided.
If board from doing the steps.
Grinding the same steps over and over again can get boring overtime.
I recommend doing the Casino Heist for bonus money and to mix things up a bit.
Help other people sell their product.
Do other activities such as survival, contact missions, original Heist and Doomsday Heist.
Help other people finish their original Heist because there's still plenty of players out there who haven't finished the original heist yet.
Have other people help you while you do the steps. This is to help make the person with you plenty of money and it'll make you proud that they're getting money with you.
Do the AFK solo method above should the grind get boring.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ For more info on CEO, Special Cargo, Vehicle Cargo, Casino Heist, Bunker, MC Businesses, Nightclub and Hanger then visit the GTA Online Mega Guide Thread. (Note: I already posted the same link earlier but I'll post it again to save time from Scrolling up).https://www.reddit.com/gtaonline/comments/8xvpow/the_gta_online_mega_guide/ I may edit this guide in case I missed something, made a mistake or you have great suggestions that I should write down. Let me know in the comments what you think. Also ask more questions in the comments section and I'll try my best to respond. I've checked the GTA Online mega thread before posting this and spent plenty of hours testing this guide. This guide was made by myself a passionate solo grinder.
I am in London, England for the first time on business and craving some poker action. It should be pretty easy pickings because Europeans don't know how to gamble and I have played a lot of poker in America so am a real shark. We invented poker after all. I take my sunglasses, XXXL 49ers vest and my World Series W.S.O.P. Poker cap out of my suitcase. Now I'm ready for action. I arrive at the casino early evening and wander in to the poker room. I give the cashier $2K with my mlife card and he says I need to go to a different desk to do effects transactions. I don't know what he is talking about and tell him this is bullshit, eventually he stops arguing and gives me chips. I only tip him $1, what a jerk off. I talk to the pit boss and say I'm here to play 5/10, he says 5/10 isn't running and doesn't run every night. I laugh, clearly people over here are poor and don't have the balls to gamble like they do back home. I say put me on the list for everything and order a whiskey and soda to get ready to play. Two minutes later a group of kids walk in and the pitboss tells me that 5/10 will probably start after all. I sit down at 5/10 and realise the other 5 players are kids, the oldest must be mid 20s and two are clearly teenagers. Clearly they can tell I'm a shark from my cap and are here for some lessons from a REAL player. First orbit I pick up KJ and call. Flop is T33. I raise, some British African American kid re-raises me, I know he doesn't have it so I re-re-re-raise him all in. He calls like a fish. Turn Q river 9. He shows A3 for a set of threes and I show him the bad news. I chuckle 'Don't go broke in a limped pot kid', and everyone at the table is laughing at him. What a jabroni. In one motion, every kid at the table adds more chips to their stack. Clearly they realise they will need more ammunition if they want to gamble at my table. I have J5 and the board is J743A. Another kid bets river, I need to get a read so I turn over my cards and say 'can you beat this hand?' The dealer says this means I am folding, I tell him thats bullshit, thats not the rule in the home game in Bobbys basement back in Wyoming. The pit boss comes over and he just talks over me and tells me thats the rule here. Unbelievable, obviously they haven't learned what the real rules of poker are. I make a mental note to get Bobby to fax them a copy of his rule book so they can amend the rules in this dump. Eventually I pick up cowboys and set the trap by just calling. Flop is T45, some kid bets 30, I make it 230 to see where I am at, he calls so I know I have him crushed. Turn 9 and I decide to trap by checking. He bets 250. I know he is bluffing so I push in my whole stack of 3k. The fucker calls immediately, he has 55 for trips, what a fucking slowroller. I sigh, how do the fish get so lucky. I could reload but I don't have any more dollars on me and anyway, its probably best to go back to the hotel before the Muslim patrols start. As I walk out the door I realise I left my cap at the table. When I go back to the table to retrieve it the table is empty which is pretty weird. I guess they moved the game to another area or something. Overall a pretty disappointing experience, casinos don't know how to run poker games and there are no real players here. 4/10 Probably won't bother next time.
Here is a 1-shot adventure I made, that could easily be fixed to suit any campaign! It comes complete with a whole town, some notable NPCs, some games to play while they are there, and a heist adventure if your players are keen!I playtested it with my group last Friday and they loved it :) Let me know what you think, or if you play it with your group! ---------- The group has come to the bustling town of Everhaven, a massive stone city in the middle of nowhere outside of all lordly jurisdiction. What once was a safehaven for unlawful deeds, gangs and thieves and murder, has since become an incredible tourist attraction for upper-class citizens to feel the thrill of skullduggery with minimal risk (as well as those looking for an easy pocket to pick). With buildings stretching towards the sky engraved with immaculate relief decor along its pillars and archways; gold and jeweled accents; and magically enhanced lighting illuminating every corner, rooftop, and statue, the city of Everhaven is an overwhelming mecca of visual stimulation.You arrive at the main square, where hundreds of other carriages are dropping off persons of every shape and size. A large group of richly adorned dwarves with gems on every finger scramble out of a red velvet carriage and immediately begin arguing about which attraction to visit first. A few high elves laugh behind their hands, though their red cheeks reveal their obvious drunken state, while leaning against a statue of angels playing fanfare trumpets in every direction - light spewing out of the metal horns in a magical rhythmic dance into the sky above. To your right is a large stable run by a sturdy group of stablehands, who are keeping busy taking care of the myriad of animals being herded into the city with frantic efficiency. Leaning against the stables are a group of rough and unfriendly looking folks, scars streaking across their exposed skin and blades at their belts. If the group talks to them, or succeeds on a 12 PER check, these are mercenaries to be hired for protection for pickpockets. (use the thug statblock (mm pg 350) for 2 silver per day or veteran (mm pg 350) for 2 gold per day).Eventually, an overzealous male half-elf (Fenian, The Silver Song) approaches you, adorned with a sequin silver vest and small white lute. He wears a hat with bells that jingles incessantly as he strides up to greet you. He offers to give you a tour of the city, and he specializes in the grand jewel of the of Everhaven - The Clover. He asks for 10 silver for the regular tour, with the best-selling vocalization, or 20 silver for without music accompaniment.Anyone with a passive perception of 10 or less will at some point, if not multiple points, be pick pocketed during their stay unless they hired a guard.On the tour he points out the various mercenary groups along the way, and makes note of the major attractions. The group can also see these if they decline his services:
The Houndgrave - the shabby pub where mercenaries hang out while in-between jobs. It is an unwashed tavern that most tourists don’t venture to, as it is pretty standard and boring - when you walk in, you immediately greeted with eye rolls and sighs, and a weary Tiefling female mercenary (Fage) approaches you asking if you are looking for an escort through town. There are swords, shields, and stuffed creature heads adorning the walls and empty bottles along the rooftop inner ledge. A roaring fire is off to the far left, and the bar with a hardy human woman (Estella) with an eyepatch behind the bar reaching for a top-shelf liquor on a ladder. She is serving a very excited looking, and out of place, elven man (Dyanmore) escorted by a tired old half-orc man (Two-Tooth) and his dog (Fang), but looks half drunk yet efficient. Two-tooth is a veteran of Everhaven, and know just about all there is to know about this town, though he is short on words.
The Pepper Parlour - a huge buffet, which spans hundreds of long tables being served water, wine, and ale from overworked servers in skimpy, tight uniforms (male and female). Against the entire far wall are foods of all type - starting with cooled foods such as fresh fruit and vegetables, cold soups, cured meats, and iced sweets and moving on to hot foods like roasted potatoes and turnips, a magically rotating pig over a fire, boiling broths, steamed vegetables with exotic spices, savory noodles dripping with cheese, crispy fried meat, and sauces both sweet, spicy, and salty. There is an extensive dessert table with with honeyed pastries, candied almonds, creamed porridge, dates, figs, and chocolates.The floor is sticky and there are crumbs and bones everywhere, despite dozens of goblins shuffling around trying to clean faster than the patrons can messy the place up.
The Velvet Chariot - One of the 3 major casinos, where the theme is elegant, classy, and lush. The casino itself is rich with velvet tapestries hung from the ceiling in waves, and each game table is on its own raised platform surrounded by gold bars, with marble steps leading up to it. Each platform has its own security guard, in crushed red velvet with a gold hand brooch pinning the uniform across their chest. Small pixies flitter to and fro each guard delivering messages.Features a fighting pit that has nightly bouts between all sorts - ferocious creatures, knights, bandits, and local gangs all compete for glory and gold. The fighting pit is in the basement, dozens and dozens of winding staircases leading into a huge arena style seating with black painted walls and a single bright white light illuminating the sanded court. They do not take drop-in offers for fighters, but you can sign-up for a bout later in the week if you should be interested.
The Lunar Court - another Casino, with a dark and entrancing vibe. The roof is enchanted to look like a clear midnight sky with thousands of constellations above. The casino is made up of rows of long hallways, with each game table separated from one another in small alcoves of draped black lace, with plush cushions around a low table. On a PER 13, you can see small silver metal eyes nestled in the drapery flicking back and forth to keep an eye for security. Black and Blue Huge Dragonborn walk the halls in nothing but airy trousers gathered at the hips and ankles, adorned at the wrists and ankles by dazzling diamond bands. (roaming security)Features an elaborate spa with many relaxing attractions, such as heated pools in mushroom-filled grottos, frozen caves filled with crystals, black rooms with salted waters where you can swim with glowing fish, rooms filled with powerful waterfalls, scenic baths enchanted to be overlooking amazing views of forests with magical creatures walking nearby, lava-filled volcanoes, high in the clouds with birds and dragons flying nearby, or underwater amongst coral. They also offer a diverse menu of massage for all needs - gentle, aggressive, with tools such as stones or needles, and other additional services.
The Smiling Lady - In the center of the town square made up of the three major casinos, a huge gold statue of an elegant woman in flowing robes, with a well-placed slit along the side exposing her graceful thigh stands tall. Her smile is enchanting as she holds up a huge levitating coin, rotating between her extended hands. Glowing water shines bright falling across the statue onto the monolith she stands on below. Around the statue are water jets shooting off radiant water in varying intervals. It is a statue of Tymora, or Lady Luck, and the patron saint of Everhaven. It is common to see people toss a coin into the fountain for good luck. (if you toss a coin, gain 1 Luck point)On the hour, every hour she rotates 90 degrees to face a different casino in a huge show of dancing lights and water. Regulars believe this to be a sign that whichever casino she faces is lucky, and there is a flux of people moving from one casino to the next each hour.On a PER 13 check, you can see that there is a room beneath her for mechanics to help fix any broken mechanisms. There is a locked metal cellar-like door leading to it. Spoiler: Through the mechanic's chamber's they find an underground labyrinth connecting all of Everhaven’s attractions.There lies a poem engraved into the stone monolith:"Don't push her far or you may findYour adventures to be through.But on the draw, the stroke, the streakThe Lady smiles on you."
The Clover - The center of the three casinos, The Clover is the oldest of Everhaven’s buildings. You wouldn’t know it from looking at it, as it is also the town’s best-earning attraction and features top of the line decoration. With a towering clocktower, that is said to be the most accurate in the world, mounted above the wide entrance, the Clover is framed by rows upon rows of stained glass windows featuring fields of flowers and clovers, raining down golden coins from a sunny sky. It features the most expansive space for gaming, hosts elaborate shows for entertainment, and the bar is the cheapest in town, with the prettiest looking staff.The decor of The Clover is bright and happy - dreamy neon colors, with a general favoring of green and yellow, bright flashing lights, statues frozen mid leap in the air, or with glimmering jeweled balls suspended in bronze, or with hands and kicks stopped mid dance. There are streamers strung between pillars, which are made up of a clear translucent material which refracts light into thousands of shapes and colors along the room and the faces of the guests. There is loud music being played by a live band in the middle of the room, with a gentle male baritone singer hugging his wand and whispering with soft lips into its amplifying abilities. The roof is incredibly high, with a crystal domed ceiling and similar stained glass windows from the front circling around it.Each gaming table is in the open middle room, with game masters dressed in elaborate Masquerade type clothing - ruffles, feathers, sequins, and decadent makeup. The security is similarly dressed, but less complicated, and wear full porcelain masks.The building is made up of 3 sections:
The center, main casino.
The Bar is to the far left, which is equally flashy as the main casino. Here there are rows of booths where patrons can relax and have drinks, and the servers are very athletic dressed in very little more than feathers and sequins in appropriate places and luxurious headdresses. Your server is a handsome male human, tanned and covered in black sequins augmenting his robust muscles. (Balor) He is kind and flirtatious, but with an INS 12 you can see he hates this job and feels demeaned. Offers you an all you can drink special for 1 gold, or free if you become a member. It costs nothing to become a member but your signature on a hefty contract, written with your own spit. The pen is enchanted to know if you don’t write your own name. They also offer a wide range of food and snacks, also free for members or 2 silver per plate.
The Stage is to the far right, with space for about 200 to sit and watch. The walls are angled mirrors, so they reflect in a kaleidoscope effect what is happening on stage. Every hour on the hour a captivating show takes place, rotating between tamed creatures performing tricks, acrobatics, live bands, jesters, live battles between skilled swordsman, magicians, sexy dance routines, and clerics performing rites of luck on all guests attending. (Clearly timed that way to stop the steady flow of people, should Lady Luck turn her back that hour)
If the group is having enough fun just exploring - let them. Otherwise, if they make enough money or make enough of a ruckus, then a stranger will approach them with a plan too good to pass up. This female purple-skinned tiefling (Marzas Alrozath) has a scar over one eye and is missing a few teeth, but is otherwise well kept and clean. Her hair is shaved in zigzag patterns on both sides and a ponytail at the back. She wears padded black leather, with various pockets sewn in. Her belt has too many coin purses. She takes you to the Pepper Parlour and pays for your meals “There is no better place to talk of such matters than in a room full of raucous pigs.” She explains that she is interested in working with you to break into The Clover’s vault. There is more money there than God knows what to do with. It is heavily guarded with too many traps. She heard from a good source that there is, however, a way around the majority of these hazards - a central access point to the subterranean cellars connecting all of Everhaven together. She knows it's somewhere in the middle of town, but hasn’t been able to find where yet. She asks you to seek it out, as she cannot do it herself as they have her records on file (she became a member years ago, and they have her spit to track her movement inside the casino. If the party is already members they have disadvantage on any stealth checks made while in the Clover. The secret entrance is underneath the Smiling Lady Statue through the mechanic's entrance)Alternatively, you can try and find someone in The Clover who has little loyalty to the company, or someone who knows the space well can help you? Perhaps a key, or a map, or intel on what awaits you? (Fenian the guide, Balor the server at The Clover's Bar, or Two-Teeth at the Houndgrave) Map to the Clover's Staff Area (accessible through the far back of the casino) (one with traps, one without) TRAPS: If any traps go off, make an additional stealth check for alerting the guards (except for Trap 4)
Trip wire - PER 12 check to notice the wire, or DEX 12 save to avoid stumbling.
Door trap - DEX 12 save. A heavy iron block falls on your head. Take 1 D6 damage you are Stunned for 1 minute, with disadvantage on any saving throws for 10 minutes.
Door trap - DEX 12 save. A heavy iron block falls on your head. Take 1 D6 damage and you are Stunned for 1 minute, with disadvantage on any saving throws for 10 minutes.
Huge metal locked door to the vault - PER 12 check to notice the trap. If door isn’t unlocked the right way, then a loud siren goes off and you are Deaf for 1 minute (alerts the guard immediately).
Trip wire - PER 12 check to notice the wire, or Con 15 save or be be blinded for 1 minute
The floor in this room is jiggly. Movement across the room sends nearby creatures bouncing into the air. A successful Intelligence (Investigation) or Intelligence (Arcana) check (DC 15) will grant knowledge of how the jelly floor acts. A Wisdom (Perception) check (DC 15) is required to notice the jelly floor. The walls themselves are slightly sticky, which allows you to walk across.The floor feels like hard stone when lightly touched touch, but while walking across the floor or if hit, it really jiggles. A creature, and any creature who is within 5 feet of them, who is walking across the floor is tossed 10 feet into the air, hits the ceiling and takes 1d6 bludgeoning damage.
If you don’t approach the door from the walls or ceiling (aka you open it from the floor), sleep gas is emitted into the hallway. (DC 15 Wisdom saving throw)
Motion sensor - If the door wasn’t opened correctly, then this automatically goes off. Dex save or else darts shoot from the corners, take 2D6 damage.
Tripwire - PER 12 check to notice the wire, or 12 DEX save to avoid stumbling.
Tripwire - PER 12 check to notice the wire, or spikes fly out from the group. Take 1 D10 piercing damage
Pressure plates - PER 12 to notice the plate, or else the pressure plates release sticky slime to the ground which acts as difficult terrain and sticks to your feet for 1 minute after leaving the terrain.
Holding Cells: 1 drunkard who can’t be woken up, 1 thief who claims he is really good at picking locks and sleight of hand.
Security: A room full of 15 divination sorcerers sitting in a circle. They have their eyes closed and are surveying the casino. There are also 5 fully armed security guards at the walls watching the sorcerers for any sign of a problem.
Technician room: A room full of gears, screws, hammers, nails, clamps, and moving parts. Smells like oil.
Cold storage: rows and rows of raw food.
Changing rooms: 4 rooms filled with ridiculous clothing, some gold, and food. 2 rooms are locked, with 1 having someone changing who screams when you come in, the other has a key in their costume.
Cleaning closet: full of brooms, cleaning agents, and towels. Has a map of The Clover (no traps).
Break room: Food, snacks, and some booze. Has a skeleton key in one of the lockers.
Offices: Keys, maps (no traps), chest (Sleight of hand 20) with instructions about traps and how to disarm them
Vault: 20,000 gold worth of coin, jewelry, and gems. Also a few magical weapons and armor that must be inspected by an agent to determine their worth (as I wrote this as a 1-shot)
CASINO GAMES (all Dealers / Game Masters have a DC 13 against sleight of hand checks) Lucky 7s - Roll 2D6. Players bet either over or under 7. Players can either double down or quit - pot then doubles until either the players cash out, they choose wrong, or a 7 is rolled. Once a 7 is rolled, the house wins. Devil's Dice - Roll 3D6. Players pick a # between 1-6. If 0 of the dice match this number, the house wins. If 1 of the dice match, they win back their bet. If 2 match, they double their bet. If 3 match, they triple their bet. High or Lower - Roll 2D6. Dealer shows 1 dice to player, and the player has to guess whether their sum is higher or lower than the Dealer's dice. Can double down, and then roles swap for who shows their dice first. I tried making a few games that weren't just dice games, but also offered some role play elements. Karaoke - Roll performance against the crowd's reaction. Roll 1D20 against the player's Performance (Player's have advantage if they perform a duet). Earn 1 gold for the difference between these rolls (ie: Player's rolled a 18 performance, DM rolled a 12. Players earn 6 gold) Dunk the Drunk / Archery - Roll for a ranged attack. 10-15 earns back their bet. 15-20 earns double the bet. 20+ earns double the bet plus a special item (up to DMs discretion) Hammer Strike - Simple enough - DC 15 Athletics wins double the bet. *edit - Forgot to add in the casino games like I promised - whoops!
Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms OR Fluffy's Birthday Party
Saturday, December 18th I wake up and my back is fucking killing me. Megan closed the spa last night and she's quitting her (shitty) second job and her last day is Saturday so she's gone in early to get everything wrapped up and her exit interview. I decide to clean up my garage a bit and get some work done around the house. The morning starts off with some eggs and breakfast sausage with a tall glass of simply grapefruit. Life isn't great, but it could be a lot worse. We are all having a little chat about life, weekends and women as I move charcoal and my dads tools around the garage when suddenly my good buddeh u/fluffy_butternut tells everyone that regular women are not damaged enough for me to enjoy. Not only is this HIGHLY insulting to me, but it reflects poorly on Megan as well. rewind to several months before Mrs. Fluffy emailed the whole reddit gang and told us we are invited to a surprise birthday party for the big guy. She gave us instructions/time/place, etc and everything. She did a TON of work to plan this and it shows. I was under the gun at the courthouse with a trial and I wasn't able to commit to the event and all of us have stuff going on so the odds of anyone being able to make it were not good. However, I kept her email, and her cell number on a burner. cut to present https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyLdtG7KZvw Did he really go there? He really went there. It's fucking on like Donkey Kong. I pull out a burner and send a message to Mrs. Fluffy asking her if the plans are still the same. She tells me when he will be arriving at the venue and I tell her I'm gonna make a big fucking scene. She is ecstatic at this idea. I grab my packed bag from the closet and jump in the F350. I grab two organic bean to bar 88% endangered species chocolate bars for Megan and I stop by her work. She's busy, so I leave the chocolate for her at her station. I give her co-worker a note to hand to her when she gets out. "Dear Megan, out for revenge. Back tomorrow - Will." I start driving to MSY and traffic down I-10 isn't bad for a saturday. I phone Delta on the way there and book tickets for the flight. The only thing available is MD88 service connecting in Laguardia. In First. Being no stranger to the slightly elevated service and highly elevated price business model, I book the flight. I'm a little early so I make my way to the nearly brand new Delta Sky Club at MSY. It's new, the gumbo is tasty, the wifi is fast. Life isn't bad. Until I get the phone call from Megan. Me: Hi sweetie Megan: what the fuck does "out for revenge mean?" Me: It means I'm out for revenge. I gotta do some things. Megan: What things? We're supposed to have dinner with my brother tomorrow night! Me: Uh. It's a long story. How was your exit interview? Megan: It was fine. I'm leaving early today. Me: Did you go back to your station yet? Megan: No Me: You should stop there again before you leave. Megan: Why? The airport PA screeches boarding announcement for my flight. Me: They're calling my flight. I gotta run. Megan: Flight? What? Me: Gotta hop. Buy potatoes. See you tomorrow night! I hang up and hightail it for the gate. I pop in and see the pilots before we leave and ask them what are the odds we get 31 via the expressway today. He says he was just loading it into the box. I tell him the last time I did 31 via the expressway into LGA at the Delta Museum sim, it was not good. In fact it was the worst thing to hit new york since a bunch of muslims on a tuesday in September. He laughs. The ride into LGA is smooth as the HMG STG delivery schedule. New York is WINDY as fuck today and bumpy. I peer out the window of the left side of the plane and I get a beautiful close up photo of the statue of liberty and Ellis island. Wait. We're supposed to get 31 via the expressway. We should be on the localizer for LGA runway 4. That puts us right over my aunts place in Bay Ridge looking at the Verazanno. We're not getting 31, they're probably going to take us up over central park, back over da bronx and then in via 22. Sure enough, we land on 22 and I ask the pilots what happened and they said the winds shifted and they had to turn the airport around. Eh, no biggie. I've seen it once, I'll see it again. It's a great approach to fly and if you ever get to experience it, it's fucking magical. We land at LGA a few minutes late and the weather is cold, crisp and windy. I have a short connection but I head to the LGA sky club in terminal D. Life is good. I crack the laptop and do some work and as I close the laptop as they call my flight I see the very beginnings of light snow. I'm from Louisiana. I've never seen snow before. This scares me. I walk to the gate and I board in group 1 and take my first class seat. The plane is half empty. I walk up and chat with the pilots and they tell me that with the snow we are going to deice with type 1 fluid and anti ice with type 4 fluid. We will be a little delayed. As I gaze out the window from my seat, it's snowing and blowing even more. Ten minutes later, the boarding door closes and we start to push back. Conditions have worsened significantly. We can't see the next plane in front of us, things have turned into not quite whiteout but very concerning to this southern boy. The pilots tell us we are number 3 for the deicing truck and I gaze out onto the runway. It's whiter than an Ohio MAGA rally. Fuck me to tears. We deice as I check the weather in Pittsburgh. Rain/Freezing rain/Snow/wintry mix. I've never driven in snow. Fuck. Pucker factor increasing. I pull out my burner and send a message to Mrs. Fluffy and tell her I'm at the deice pad and will be there soon. We have a bumpy ride all the way across Pennsylvania and land about 30 minutes late. Hertz has me in the presidents circle but there is not a single car with local plates. I downgrade to a 2020 white Toyota Corolla since it's the only thing with PA plates on it and I hightail it to the venue. I talk to the waitstaff and tell them I'm crashing the party and ask them to get me a tray and a vest with a nametag. The staff is laughing their ass off at my idea. I message Mrs. Fluffy and she thinks the idea is HYSTERICAL. She can't wait. I tell her I'll be there at 645. T minus 60 minutes until Fluffy Arrival I've never been to this part of Pennsylvania. To be honest, I am a Philly guy. The people there are angry, drunken, profane and love cheese steaks. They're my kind of people. I've never been to a Sheetz or Primanti Brothers. However, fluffy tells me some stories about how he and his wife have a good time over at the meadows. I have NEVER been to a racino before, and ever since I was nearly arrested at Wynn Las Vegas - I've been a little scared. However, it's just down the road and as some of you know, I just came into a shit ton of money. This is not going to end well. I drive down interstate 79 and whip into the north parking garage at The Meadows. My pre-packed bag has four days of clothes, underwear, socks and PJ's, two kruggerands and $10,000 in cash just in case i need to flee the country. I pull out the ten dimes and make my way into the racino. The Meadows is HUGE. I get past the security checkpoint and walk around and I don't see any table games. I see a large well appointed poker room and see two craps tables working at the other end of the hall. I have no idea what table limits or odds are. I saunter up to the table. Me: How's the temperature guys? Degen1: Eh it's up and down. Me: As long as it's not as cold as outside amirte? Degen2: haha yeah yinz been outside today? freezing rain and that! Me: I don't know these words but whatever. The point is on 6. I drop $10,000 on the table. Me: Change only. Gimme 1 small and 9 thousands. Pit Boss: do you have a players club card? Me: never played here before, don't worry about it for now. Pit Boss: Okay! The dice come out, it hits jimmy hicks and the dealers pay out all the bets. I look at the table, the minimums are $5 and everyone has pass line and numbers. NOBODY has true odds. Fuck it. Time to show them how it's done. I drop $10 on the pass line. Dice are out. Point is four. I look up and down the table and nobody is making odds bets. I look down at my rack and drop $100 behind my bet. Dice come out. Six hard. Me: Hey pit boss! How much can I put behind the line? Pit Boss: We'll let you go to 10x, so we can take $100 on your pass line. It looks like you got $100 there but we'd count it out and if you were over we'll give you the extra back. Me: solid, thanks! I look down at my watch. Fluffy is due to arrive at 1900hrs. I told Mrs. I would be there at 1845. It's 15 minutes to drive from the garage to the party which means I need to be on the highway at 1830 which means I need to be out of the casino and cashed out and walking to the garage by 1825. She sends me a message asking me where I'm at. I tell her I'm at the meadows and.....fuck it's 1821. Fuck it. Go big or go home. I take my pass line up to $500 and shove $5000 behind the line. Everyone at the table is looking at me funny. I give $2400 to the dealers and tell them to split me the 6/8. Pit Boss: are you SURE you don't want a players club card? Me: no time! throw them bones! The whip slides the dice over to the fella next to me. He throws. Dealer: Four hard, four the hard way, four. Everyone at the table is looking at me funny. My $500 pass line bet has paid even money. The $5000 behind the line pays true odds on a 4, at 2:1. I look down at my watch. 1829. The dealers are stacking and distributing chips with a fervor. Me: Take down my 6/8 and color me up. Dealer: You got it boss! As they color up my chips, I tell Mrs. fluffy I just won a ton of money at the meadows and I'm cashing out now. I take a $100 chip, hold it up and ask if the dealers want to play it or drop it Dealer: It's up to you man, we don't mind. I plant the chip down on the pass line and tell them put half on the pass line ferda boys, drop the other half. They all LITERALLY clap and thank me. Me: One more thing, where's the cashier? They point me to the cage with the aplomb of a new airport ramper. I leave the casino with a giant wad of cash bulging in my jeans. There's no line and they count out all my cash quickly. I look down at my watch as she's counting out the last of the small bills. 1835. Fuck. I'm going to be late. I hate being late. I jog out to the north garage and hightail it back up interstate 79. I have never driven in snow, at night, or for that matter driven in Pennsylvania before until now. It's snowing, it's dark, the speed limit is 55 and I am the SLOWEST guy in the right lane at 80 and people are passing me going WTF ARE YOU DOING GET OFF THE ROAD judging by the horns and the flashing headlights. I am HAULING ass back up to the venue and I park the Toyota in a handicapped spot as I race into the venue. I find Harriet, the party planner she hands me a vest with a nametag. My transition from Will the gun dealer to Mario the waiter will completed as soon as he arrives. I get fluffy's favorite drink and a plate of some food set up on a tray and I hide in the back waiting for his arrival. Here's a photo. https://imgur.com/yZP2FuI As if it were choreographed to the minute, Mrs. Fluffy walks him in the front door at 7PM to a room full of people as a birthday surprise. He had not seen it coming. He begins making the rounds seeing everyone and saying hello. It's a big party so it takes some time. I hang back for a few minutes and let him do his thing and I give my phone to one of his friends and tell them to get this next part on video as I put on the vest and adjust the nametag. Friendo: Sure thing "mario" Me: shut up and just do some good camera work! I take the tray of beverage and minature charcuterie plate over to fluffy as he's greeting the party guests and sneak up behind him. He's taking his grand old time working the room. In my best italian Pittsburgh native accent I can muster, I'm holding the tray and I walk in front of him and put on a great big smile. Me: Can I get yinz something to drink? Or some charcuterie and that? Fluffy: ....... (I now feign anger) Me: OR IS THIS FOOD AND BEVERAGE NOT DAMAGED ENOUGH FOR YOUR LIKING?!?!?!??!?!?! YOU FAT DIABETIC OLD FUCK! Fluffy: What.....are you.........doing here? Me: Mrs told us about it and I figured I should give you a hard time after your comments this morning. Would you like some food? You know, airplane noises make the food taste better. Or are you a little too old for that? Lets give it a try! (I grab a carrot stick and fly it into his face by making very loud airplane noises in a ballroom full of fluffy's closest friends and family making a gigantic scene with people wondering is this a joke or what horrors are about to come next. No, this is not a joke, this really happened. Ask anyone who was there.) Fluffy: I'm good thanks Me: you sure? (more airplane noises followed by a carrot slice raping his mouth) Fluffy is shocked and awed. I tell him to go work the room and to have a happy birthday party. There's an open bar and I help myself to a double ginger ale, neat. I find some millennials and we chat about Hawaiian shirts and stuff and they think my comedy is HILARIOUS. Unlike most of reddit. Fluffy saunters over and we chat some more and he's wondering WTF. I told him the wife planned it all months in advance. Fluffy: You know u/xxxwirtydhorexxx is here. Me: That's really funny. Fluffy: No, he's really here. Me: Bullshit. Then where is he? Fluffy: He's right in front of you, 12 o'clock. I don't see him. Then I look down and there's a guy in a boonie hat. I didn't recognize him without the dress. Me: Oh dear god. He's really here isn't he? Wirty gets up and walks over and he's like HI! I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU! We have a bunch of really really awkward conversation that involves him inviting me to sit next to him and me running over to Mrs. Fluffy asking her to save me from wirty. She finds a spot at her table by her kids for me. I forget his present, even though his wife said no presents and there's a table full of booze, scratchers, and gun stuff. I drive back up to the hotel to grab it and give it to him. He has no idea what it is. You all should ask him about it. I give it to him and Wirty starts complaining about normies. Fluffy: Where are you staying? Me: The Hilton just down the street Fluffy: Oh, the one on the top of the hill? Me: That's why it's the HILL-ton. Everyone groans. Me and wirty talk and he weirds me out and demands to stand next to me in the group photo. I tell more jokes and the millenial group loves me. We close the place down and head back to fluffy's hotel. BOY HOWDY LET ME TELL YOU.........if you thought MY stories were longwinded and pointless you have not met some of fluffy's friends! His local raconteur buddy was telling us at 145AM his story about being fucked by the Virginia state police for speeding. Yeah. I dump him off at his hotel and I head back up to my room. It's 3AM by the time I shower and sleep. SUNDAY JANUARY 19TH 2020 My alarm wakes me up at 9AM. My back is killing me. My head is pounding. It's 21 degrees outside. Fuck this noise. I go back to sleep. The hotel phone rings. Me: Go for Hayden Operator: I have a fluffy butternut on the phone for you. Me: Go ahead and connect us Operator: Thank you (sound of dial tone) I'm not making this up. I grab my phone and call fluffy and we have brunch at the meadows with the mrs. It's fun, we talk guns, life, liberty and the pursuit of extra sides of marinara. I hang out with them at the slot machines until it's time to head to the airport. I gas up at the sheetz next to the racetrack and I fly back home in coach since my status on delta is radioactive dirt. The incoming flight is late from Atlanta which means we leave late for Atlanta and i get back home 2.5 hours later than I expected. Laundry is running and I am unpacking as Megan walks in the door. Me: Hi! Megan: Hi. Back from revenge so soon? Me: Yeah. I'm actually late. How was dinner with your brother? Megan: Good. He took me to olive garden. So tell me what was so important you had to go out for revenge and come back the next day? (I tell her the story) Megan: Wait a minute. Your friend insulted you as a joke, so you bought a last minute first class ticket to new york and pennsylvania to fly to his surprise birthday party to yell at him in person, in january in 21 degree weather? Me: Yeah. Megan: Why would you do that? Me: Well he said that you're damaged goods. He wasn't insulting me, he was insulting you. I didn't like that. Megan: You cannot be serious. Me: I am serious. Megan: and don't call you Shirley? Me: You're weird. Megan: I'm not the one that just flew across the country to go "out for revenge", and I'm the weird one? Me: (goofy smile) Megan: (goofy laughter) Have a lovely holiday weekend everyone!
[Hiring] Pokemon Art for Tiny Twitch Stream [Digital] Main Piece, four/five badges.
I AM NEW TO REDDIT, POST IS "HIRED" Thanks to all who applied, this is my second time commissioning something and you are all talented as fuck. I definitely have a place to go to next time to get amazing art from you all! <3 Hello! I am looking for an artists to do some art for my Twitch Stream (www.twitch.tv/damiendarkside, my banner was made by another artist). I'm not massive, I just want to be the best I can be while having fun and I've finally come up with some branding/themes. All SFW. I am looking mainly for an artist that can do Pokemon specifically, but other game art might be included but that can be discussed more for your interests/abilities and skill. Deep saturated colors like royal purple, cherry red, and emerald greens due to a Casino theme, so not a lot of "pastel" like colors. Budget is $75 USD, can do more wiggle room if in Canadian Dollars (or somewhat equivalent like AUS) due to the CAD/USD rates and me being a Canadian. I'll use the higher currency. Main Piece: Offline Background Gardevoir from Pokemon, top half close up on either side, wearing a dealer's outfit (black vest and white blouse) with her right/left hand raised as to gesture to a blank area for me to put in my stream times. She will be leaning on a table with a "Welcome!" sign, a drink, and maybe a small stack of card packs. No complex backgrounds at all Badges So I'd like four or five Poker chips, all of them the same shape and size (So you can copy/paste and use the circle tool to make a template for all four pieces). They will be for donations/tips given. The four poker chips will represent the four suits of cards, so Diamonds, Clubs, Hearts, and Spades on their own piece. Each with a color. Each piece will be a Pokemon (Gardevoir, Lucario, Blaziken, Absol) and if you'd like to toss in a Gardevoir recolor (making Gardevoir her shiny colour, no other changes) for a discount as the "Ace of Spades" special icon I'll pay for it as well. I would like to use the poker chip template as my avatar as well with your permission. Time table very flexible. I live in PST Time Zones. Not urgent but I'm excited :P Please contact me for details through PM! If you can't do it but know someone who can, tell them to PM me! Thanks for your time, ~ Damien
Once SC is fleshed out a bit more and we have a few systems in the game, I think that lack of mission content will be the main issue. Don't get me wrong, I know they will have tons of missions, and with procedural generation also, there will be a ton of content. My worry is that there's only so many ideas out there, and there's so much room, and a lot of missions may end up feeling repetitive. With this post, I'd like to invite everyone to brainstorm mission/mission chain ideas that would fit in the game. Let’s leave off missions that are 1-off, simple “go here and get x”, and let’s try to think of longer missions/chains that can possibly take up multiple play sessions. Specifically, I’d like to come up with some story-driven missions that are unique and engaging. Missions should typically have specific criteria for initiating, based on profession(s), reputation, and ship ownership, etc. These missions should tend to be relatively rare, so players will be very excited when they get these. To make it easier to read/organize, let's try to use a standardized format, which I'll give some examples of. Mission Name: Wayward Mission Type: Search/Rescue Requirements/Prerequisites: Bounty Hunter, Merc, info runner. Multi-crew ship Supplemental Requirements: (certain parts of the mission or outcomes only apply if met): Constellation or larger ship. Mission Rewards: UEC, Possible NPC hire Mission Details: Note: All names are placeholders. The player is given a contact from any number of NPC mission-givers, or intercepts a message, or from a random encounter. Either way, the player contacts the family who tells the player that their son (let’s call him John) has gone missing. The family is very wealthy and has received a ransom message from a pirate organization (Blackbeard) in a nearby lawless system. The family asks you to return their son, either by force or by brokering the deal to pay the ransom. The family has a family friend/business contact in the system in question, and sets up the meet. Player flies to the system in question and goes to a truck stop to meet the contact (Tom) at a bar. The contact is less than helpful, and says that he can’t really do much to help you find Blackbeard, as Blackbeard usually finds you. Some time later, the player is approached by someone who asks what Tom had spoken to them about. If the player tells, the person reveals themselves as an Advocacy agent, investigating the pirate organization. The player can ask why they are watching Tom, to which the Advocate says that Tom is actually secretly working for Blackbeard, and to be careful because all is not what it seems. The Advocate has been trying to track down Blackbeard for some time. Player can now choose to follow Tom, hack his data pad, or confront him. If you follow Tom, you’ll eventually overhear a sinister conversation about Tom having dropped “the boy” on a nearby planet in a remote area. If you hack his data pad, you’ll find a message from Blackbeard asking him to deliver John to the same location. If you’re discovered doing either, he’ll attack you and a bunch of pirate goons will come after you, but the Advocate will come out of nowhere to back you up. If you confront him, he’ll attack you with the same result. If the player kills Tom, the Advocate goes through his data pad to discover a message from Blackbeard. If you do nothing, eventually Tom will radio you and tell you that he set up a meet and give you the coordinates. Depending on your reputation, the Advocate may or may not choose to accompany you as you chase down this lead. If you killed Tom, you’ll be randomly interdicted by Blackbeard’s pirates at least once upon the way, and/or upon arriving in orbit. As you approach the location, if you killed Tom, you’ll get shot at from AA turrets/ground vehicles and small arms. If you did not kill Tom, you’ll have the option of bribing the guy at the landing pad to let you land. If the former, you’ll need to fight your way into the compound and you’ll eventually find a computer terminal with a dozen coordinates and codenames next to them. You’ll also eventually get to a cage containing a few slaves that you can choose to free. They’ll tell you they saw Tom bring John in to see Blackbeard and Mike (another boss). Then they’ll tell you they overheard a location that is one of the codewords. If you didn’t kill Tom, you’ll have the option of talking to Mike, who is at the compound (although you can just fight too). You can try to negotiate to secure John’s release peacefully (i.e. pay the ransom). If successful, you can call the family and ask them to send you the money for the ransom. Mike will then hop on board your ship with a couple of other pirates (if multi-crew and you have space), or quantum link with you and jump to the coordinate you would have found above. You come out of QT and enter an asteroid belt. If you killed Tom, you’ll get attacked at least once while heading to the coordinates. Upon arrival you’ll also get shot at by hidden defenses. If not, Mike will radio in your approach so you can land. Either you fight your way in, or you get escorted in. If you fought, eventually you’ll come to the “throne room” where you’ll see Blackbeard holding a gun to John’s head. He’ll tell you to call the family and demand the ransom. If you comply, the family transfers the money to you, which you can then choose to transfer to Blackbeard (if not, and you keep it, family puts out a bounty on you). You can also try to headshot Blackbeard. If unsuccessful, Blackbeard will shoot John, you fail, and the family is super mad. If you didn’t fight, same situation, same choices once you get to the room. If you pay the ransom and didn’t kill Tom, Blackbeard will lower his gun and let John go. John will then reveal that he doesn’t want to go with you, and the whole thing was a big scam. John wasn’t kidnapped, he ran away from home and joined Blackbeard. Blackbeard had John prove his loyalty by demanding that his rich family pay a large ransom, and John/Tom played along for the $. If you killed Blackbeard, John will try to kill you in revenge. If you killed Tom or Mike, and you pay the ransom, Blackbeard will try to kill you anyway in revenge. John will stay out of the way since you’re acting in self defense. If you’re able to kill Blackbeard, John will say he didn’t like that Blackbeard backstabbed you after an easy deal was done. He’ll say he ran away from being sheltered, and had wanted to see the Universe. Tom had offered to hook him up with Blackbeard’s outfit, which he did, but now he has nowhere left to go. You’ll recover the ransom money. John will ask you to let him keep the money so he can buy his own way. You can do that, or keep it, or call the family. You can encourage John to talk to his family and explain what he did. You’ll can either tell them you’re keeping the ransom + your fee, tell them you’ll give John the ransom, or say you’ll return it. In any case, John makes it clear to his family he will not be coming home, but if you’re a bounty hunter, you can subdue him and haul him back by force, or let him make his own choices. If you let him go and offer to return the ransom, the family will say you seem like a good person, and let you keep half. John will also say that he thought it was pretty cool of you to do all you did, and that you seem like you live a life of excitement. He’ll ask if you’d be willing to take him on as crew only if you have a Connie or larger ship and have room. You can accept or decline, and his skills depend on your profession. Mission Name: The War In Hell Mission Type: Intrigue, Multi Requirements/Prerequisites: Any profession Supplemental Requirements: (certain parts of the mission or outcomes only apply if met): Mission changes based on profession Mission Rewards: UEC, other *Mission Details: * Different starts based on profession:
For the following professions, the mission starts upon discovering a derelict. Upon exploration, you discover an encrypted data pad (or black box that you transfer into a data pad): Exploration Trading Transport Mining Science Racing
For Medical, a badly wounded man comes on board and no matter what you do you can’t save him. He gives you the encrypted data pad with his dying breath and tells you to find “Jane” in a nearby lawless system.
For Repair, this starts off a regular job off the job board or generated damaged ship. You’ll try to repair the ship but it’s core will go critical. The pilot will tell you to find “Jane” in a nearby lawless system and transfer the encrypted data over to you, which you then put on a data pad.
For Salvage, this starts off a regular job off the job board or generated derelict. You’ll find the encrypted data pad on board.
For Smuggling/Info running, you’re hired to get the data pad/data to “Jane” in a nearby lawless system.
For Pirate, Merc and Bounty you’ll be interdicted while in a lawless system and come across a big battle in progress. A pirate convoy was ambushed and is trying to repel their heavily armed attackers. No matter what you do, the attackers will kill off the pirate convoy and then turn on you, saying “No witnesses”. You can fight or run, but whatever choice you make, you’ll get a beacon back to a pirate ship that was destroyed by the attackers at the battle site after the fight is done or a minute after you run. If you ran, all the attackers will be gone, there’s just the distress beacon. You’ll search the ship and find the encrypted data pad. You’ll check the ship’s log and see that it was delivering a data package to “Jane” at a outpost on a nearby planet.
Once you have the data pad, you can’t break the encryption. If you don’t go to Jane, you’ll be attacked periodically as long as you have the pad. If you go to Jane, she’ll tell you she works for Redbeard’s pirate org and decrypt the data and discover that it’s an attack plan and list of assets/convoy times and routes of Redbeard’s org and has the names of some ships assigned to attack them from a rival organization, Hook’s Crew. She’ll thank you and tell you a bit about Redbeard’s org and their rival, Hook’s Crew as she walks toward her ship on the landing pad. She’ll say the two orgs have been in a “cold war” and a few a skirmishes over turf were inevitable in the system, but that this was a huge escalation. She needs to get this info back to Redbeard, right away. Right as she steps on the landing pad, her ship blows up, but she survives. Things are now super-serious, and she needs a ride, so she asks you to take her if you have a multi-crew ship and room (if not, she puts out a service beacon for travel, and once she arrives at Redbeard’s lair on a different planet in the system, she sends you the coordinates to meet her). You take/meet Jane at the outpost that serves as Redbeard’s base, and go inside. Jane introduces you to Redbeard and tells him what happened. He tells you his organization mostly profits off of smuggling, merc contracts, catch and release/protection, and patrolling the system and taking tolls/”taxes” from freighters for that protection. So he explains that it’s not as bad as a lot of people think. He says that you’ve been very helpful in bringing the info to him, and he’d like you to do a job for him. The next job will depend on your profession (Redbeard/Jane will contact you at some time after completing one of the following for additional work). Trader: He’ll say that your ship is perfect because it’s the same as a ship that they know is delivering a shipment of intercoolers to a Hook’s Crew base on a planet in the same system. He sends you off with Jane and an escort to ambush the enemy transport (it will be the same ship as you) and your job is to help destroy the enemy ship and take its cargo. Once you have the cargo - a bunch of ship components, Jane will sabotage it and then you’ll deliver the cargo to Hook’s base. Miner: Redbeard tells you that Hook’s base regularly gets shipments of freshly mined ore of . You need to mine a sufficient quantity and then Jane will contaminate it and have you deliver it. Transport: Jane no longer has a ship, so he has you fly her to a dealership one system over to buy a used ship. You get robbed by some street gang while on your way and have to either fight them off of follow them to get the UEC back to buy a ship. There will be several ship options and she’ll ask you what you think (variants of Cutlass, Freelancer, Vanguard, Valkyrie, etc.) You’ll also get interdicted at least once on the way. Exploration: Redbeard has been trying to find Hook’s secret headquarters. He tells you it’s in an asteroid bent, you now have to find it and avoid detection/destruction to get the info back to him. Once you find it, Redbeard says he’s going to plan for the day that they assault the station. RepaiSalvage/Medical: Redbeard strikes back at a base of Hook’s on a moon in the system. As you arrive and you watch the battle, which then turns into a ground battle. Redbeard’s crew eventually wins and you are there to salvage destroyed ships, repair Redbeard’s damaged ones, or rescue and give medical aid to his crew that were wounded. If you complete repair or medical mission, the other becomes unavailable. The salvage mission takes place after the battle. Info: Redbeard has you watch the mining operations of Hook in the nearby belt. When you arrive, there’s a Terrapin scanning for minerals, two Prospectors mining, and a Connie on guard. After collecting the necessary info from the Terrapin, suddenly several ships jump in and attack the mining group. You can hide or run, and once it’s over, you call Jane to deliver the info, and tell her she should have told you that they were going to attack the mining operation, as it endangered you. She’s surprised and denies responsibility, but admits that Redbeard may have done it without telling her, and he’s the captain. Smuggling: Redbeard’s crew captured a smuggler who told them that Hook has been looking for a digital access key to the computer systems of a nearby security station in the system. The smuggler was supposed to pick it up at a casino and tells you how to get it, in exchange for his life. Since the contact doesn’t know who is coming to get the access key, Redbeard gives you cash and you go to the casino, and Jane is on the radio in your ear getting instructions from the smuggler. You sit down at a specific blackjack table, order a 24-year single-malt scotch with exactly two ice cubes (as instructed) and play a couple of hands, betting minimum. After a couple of hands another guy sits at the table and says a “pass-phrase” greeting, and you return the correct response (as coached by Jane). You chat and play another 2 hands, then get two face cards on your next hand. The dealer busts, and the other guy has a “2” showing, and he stays. Jane instructs you to bet the amount for the access key and hit (you can stay and win, or bet the wrong amount, but if you do, you blow the deal). If you do, you bust and the other guy wins the money takes the chips. He reaches into his pocket and flips you a cheap chip and says to buy a drink cause you need it. Jane tells you to leave the casino, and when you inspect the chip, you find a small access key inside. You have to now smuggle the key out of customs and get back onto your ship, and then fly to meet Hook’s contact in a city on a nearby planet/moon. You stop on the way and meet Jane, and bring the chip to her ship. She copies the key and then infects the original with malware that allows her access to the systems it’s used in. You resume your trip to meet Hook’s contact, and security forces may or may not interact and you have to make sure they don’t find the key. Once you land, you have to smuggle it past customs again, and then on your way to meet Hook’s contact, you get cornered by 2 people who demand you turn over the key. If you give it to them, they leave. If you try to fight them, they’ll take you out and you wake up in a med bay. Either way, you return to Redbeard empty-handed. He’s pissed and Jane wants to take it out on the smuggler, but Redbeard reminds her that he’s been in their jail cell the whole time and held up his end of the bargain, and there’s honor among thieves, so he lets him go. Afterward, Jane tells Redbeard that they should have killed the smuggler, and he’s going to tell Hook that we stole the key. You remind them that we still have the copy we made, and that the original was infected with spyware, so when they plug it into a system we’ll know. Science: There’s an assassination attempt on Redbeard, but he survives. The would-be killer manages to escape, but leaves behind some evidence that you can uncover and examine. You discover that the assassin is not actually with Hook’s Crew, and suspect that he may have been the one to blow up Jane’s ship. You then travel to where you met Jane and examine the wreckage for clues. You find bomb residue that indicates another group, the Black Hand - a criminal network that works in the background the next system over, is responsible. Did Hook hire an outside group for plausible deniability? Racing: Hook has sponsored some douchebag racer and Redbeard wants you to beat him, so he sponsors your in the race. Hook’s racer will play dirty and cheat, but your job is to beat him anyway. Right before the finish line, Hook’s racer will get fired on by a hidden AA turret and destroyed. Afterward, two of Hook’s men will come to beat you up, saying that you and Redbeard fixed the race. When you deny knowing about the turret, they’ll say that a massive bet was placed on you just before the race started. Jane will save your ass from getting killed by Hook’s thugs, and when you two talk to Redbeard he swears he had no idea about the turret. Bounty: Redbeard wants you to hunt down the assassin who tried to kill Jane (and him, if you’ve done the above science mission. If so, you can use clues from that mission to help this one). You look at security footage, chase down leads, talk to people that saw the guy, and eventually pick up a trail and discover he’s an assassin from the Black Hand, a criminal network that dominates the next system over. Eventually, you track the guy down, and you capture him. He refuses to talk, and you take him back to Redbeard’s so he and Jane can question him. They ask him why Hook hired outside assassins to do his dirty work and the assassin doesn’t answer. After Redbeard questions him and gets no answers, the assassin breaks out of his handcuffs, pulls a hidden knife out and goes for Redbeard. Jane shoots him dead. Pirate or Merc (only becomes available after 2 other, above missions): Redbeard wants you to retaliate against Hook by raiding an important convoy. He’ll dispatch a small fleet of ships that you’ll QT with and ambush the convoy. The enemy convoy will have 2 Caterpillars, a Hammerhead, a Polaris, and several fighters. Redbeard’s fleet will be pretty evenly matched, and your job is to tip the scale. After you repairefuel/rearm, you’ll get an urgent message from Jane saying that Redbeard’s HQ is under attack by Hook’s forces. You QT in ASAP and fight another battle in atmo neaabove Redbeard’s compound. Hook’s ground forces move in also and you can engage them at the same time from the air, in a vehicle, or on foot. Several of Hook’s men have stormed the compound and you’ll lead the team to drive them out. When you get to the “throne room” you’ll help Redbeard and Jane fight off Hook’s forces. After completing the first mission, it will unlock all the others, but you must have an appropriate ship to complete it. After completing 3 missions, you’ll get an option to do a mission to attack Hook’s headquarters in the asteroid belt (if you didn’t do the exploration mission, Redbeard get the location from another source). You can choose to complete more, some of which tell more of the story, and some of which also help destabilize some of Hook’s forces. There could be faulty ship components (trader mission), bad armor due to contaminated ore (miner mission), missing a ridiculously good pilot (racer), or extra ships/people (medical or repair). Redbeard leads an all-out assault on Hook’s base. If you don’t have a combat ship, you’ll be assigned to one of Redbeard’s ships on the turret. If you did the Transport mission, you can choose to either fly or turret in Jane’s ship. Hook has an Idris, a Polaris, two Hammerheads, a few Connies, and several BuccaneeFreelancer-class ships, as well as 10-20 fighters. Redbeard has an Idris, a Polaris, Hammerhead, and a similar number of small to mid-size ships, plus a few bombers like the Tali. The fight will end a few seconds after the first capital ship on either side is lost. If Redbeard’s fleet loses the capship first, Redbeard will tell you and Jane to get down to the base and take out Hook, and you leave the battle with a small team and land on the base. If Hook loses a capship first, his fleet retreats and your ground team assaults the base. You’ll fight your way into the base and eventually make it to Hook’s control room. Right before you enter, - if you did the smuggler mission, Jane will say that someone is using the access key, and she’s trying to get a fix on their location. When you enter, you find Hook behind bulletproof glass and if you did the Smuggler mission, the smuggler will be with Hook. Hook will ask why Redbeard tired of the relative peace and status quo they had enjoyed dividing vice in the system. You’ll say “You attacked first.” He’ll be confused and deny that he ordered or had a hand in any of the attacks against Redbeard, his crew, or you, other than in retaliation for when you attacked him unprovoked. He’ll then accuse Redbeard of trying to kill him and attacking numerous times. After a long conversation, you’ll both come to the conclusion that you’ve been played (conversations dependent on which missions you did prior to this). Jane will radio in and tell you that the access key’s location and computer system it’s plugged into has been identified as being in the next system over, connected to the Black Hand. Hook orders his fleet to stand down, and asks Redbeard to do the same. They meet and figure out that the Black Hand has been playing them against each other. They agree that even though they’re not friends, that they should work together to go after the Black Hand. They ask you do start investigating the Black Hand in the next system over, identifying operatives, finding base locations, assets, details about their operations, etc. - anything that will help them in their fight. You get a large amount of UEC for completing the mission, as well as access to Redbeard’s bases, shops, people, etc., as your reputation with Redbeard’s faction is significantly increased. There will be a couple of mission givers for odd jobs, and it will unlock the missions to go after the Black Hand later. There may be multiple players doing missions along this chain, and there will be an equal and opposite mission chain for Hook’s faction, so it will often bring players into conflict. There will also be pirate/merc specific missions for the Black Hand that tie into this conflict (must have requisite reputation), but a player can only get one of the three factions’ missions. Mission Name: Not So Secret Service Mission Type: Combat, Transport, Assassination, Bounty Requirements/Prerequisites: Mercenary, Bounty Hunter, Transport, Pirate; Multi-crew ship for protection team. Supplemental Requirements: (certain parts of the mission or outcomes only apply if met) Mission changes based on profession Mission Rewards: UEC Mission Details: 2 teams: Protection or Kill/Capture Protection team: If you’re a Merc or Personal Transport, with good reputation and lawfulness, you’ll be contacted by an Advocacy member. They tell you that they have a witness in a high profile case against a company executive of a large company based in the system. The case is dependent on the testimony of, and evidence given by a witness. The Advocate asks you to pick the witness up, and keep them safe until the Advocate can complete their investigation and get the witness scheduled to testify. They also give you a VIP armor vest to help keep him safe. You go to a station in the system and go to the hab you were given by the official. You open the door to a guy holding a gun in your face, and you explain that you’re there to protect them. His room is completely trashed, and he tells you that someone must have come in and turned it over. After convincing him you’re there to help, he tells you his name is James, and that he’s a financial analyst for the Umbrella Corporation, but he won’t tell you anything until you get him out of there, and he’s super scared. You take him to your ship and get out of dodge (it is possible to be attacked on the way). Note: Once on your ship, James will wear the VIP armor vest at all times. This will make him somewhat resistant to body-shots, but still very vulnerable to headshots. Once on board you can talk to him and learn his story. Recently a large convoy of Acme, Co. Starfarers was en route to resupply the the truck stops in the system. They never arrived at their first stop, he did confirm that they were last seen entering the system at the jump point in. After the Starfarers never showed up, James noticed that Umbrella had moved a huge amount of fuel into the depot in the system, raised their prices drastically, and also put in a huge short on Acme’s stock the day before the convoy was due to arrive. He says that he believes that Umbrella Corporation operatives attacked them, and then covered it up. He tried to report this to some of the Umbrella executives, but they said he was crazy and promptly fired him. He reported it to the police, but he thinks they were paid off and won’t do anything. He was contacted by the Advocate and told they would investigate, but wouldn’t be able to do much without more evidence. James told the Advocate that he felt his life was in danger, especially after his hab was tossed (whoever it was took his financial records, and all the evidence) so the Advocate, worrying about people in witness protection being bribed like the local police, asked you to look after him. James will then ask you to help him collect evidence. If you refuse and just want to keep him safe, some time will pass and if you’ve been able to keep him safe, you’ll get a mission to take him to the Advocate at a courthouse hearing. If you keep him safe and get him there, the hearing will commence, he’ll testify, but the executives will not get charged with any crimes due to lack of evidence. James then turns down a dark road, and eventually becomes a terrorist hellbent on bringing down Umbrella and you. At some point in the future, he’ll plant a bomb on your ship and blow it up. If you agree and help him gather evidence, the mission chain becomes much more dangerous. In one mission branch you can go look for the convoy’s wreckage, by talking to a salvager to get the likely location (they will tell you they find the wreckage of ambushed ships there all the time, and it’s a likely interdiction spot). You’ll need to pay them for the info, then head there and start scanning till you find it. Once you find it, you’ll need to secure the black box of one of the 3 Starfarers. At some point (not when you’re at the wreckage area), the Advocate will call you and ask you to check on a lead. The surveillance systems on one of the moons in the system pinged one of the people on the manifest of one of the Starfarers. If you travel to talk to the survivor, he’ll tell you that they were attacked and he escaped in an escape pod. He says that they didn’t take any prisoners, and didn’t make any demands, and didn’t try to steal any of the cargo - they just destroyed everything. Why would they do that unless they would gain some other way? The survivor says he’ll lay low and wait for your the court hearing. James will also suggest breaking into the company that does Umbrella’s finances and stealing the records. There’s a building on the planet that you picked James up on that you can go into to and try to sneak your way in. Definitely a stealth-focused mission, as you don’t want to hurt anyone you don’t have to, but you can also do non-lethal takedowns, to get in and out with the records. They corroborate what James said about the suspiciously-timed short-sale and price gouging. Keep in mind that you can be attacked at any time on any of these mission branches by both NPC’s and players doing the opposing mission chain, if they are able to find you. If you’re unsuccessful in securing additional evidence, the case is dismissed by the court. James goes down a dark path and becomes a terrorist, hellbent on bringing down Umbrella. He won’t target you, though, if you tried to get the evidence, but just failed - he doesn’t blame you. If you’re able to secure one additional piece of evidence (black box, survivor, financials), and successfully bring James to the hearing, the case will get dismissed due to not enough evidence. If you have two, the case will move forward, and one of the executives will be blamed and scapegoated by the rest of the Umbrella board, and that executive will be convicted and sentenced successfully. Once you leave the area, James will call to thank you, but during the call, a bomb will go off and kill him. If you get all three pieces of evidence and deliver James, the entire board will start blaming each other, and all of them will get charged. James is safe, and justice is done. The judge will order that they pay massive amounts of restitution to Acme Co. and the families of the people who were in the convoy. One of the board members, to cut a deal and get less prison time, gives up the names of the pirates that Umbrella hired to destroy the convoy. This spawns several additional Bounty missions. While James is under your protection, you can order him to follow you or stay on the ship. If he stays on the ship and you leave, he can still be attacked by players doing the opposing mission chain. Delivering James successfully gives the base UEC reward to the completing player, but each piece of evidence gathered increases the amount substantially. Kill/Capture team: You’re contacted by an Umbrella executive, promising a huge payday for the successful kill/capture of James. You’ll get more for capturing (only available if you have a bounty hunter ship), and if you successfully capture and deliver James at any point, they will pay James off to keep silent about what he knows, and the mission ends and you get your payday. If at any point you kill James successfully, you’ll get your somewhat lower payday. Every piece of evidence that you’re able to eliminate (find and destroy the black boxes from the wreckage, eliminate the survivor or pay him off, find the financial records and destroy them), your pay increases substantially. The executive will tell you where James lives (the hab that the protection team picks him up from) and set a beacon for you. This does not happen until the protection player(s) make contact with James. The executive also gives you the location of the wreckage and the location of the financial records to eliminate. He’ll call you as soon as the Advocate gets finished telling the Protection team about the lead on the survivor, giving you a chance to eliminate him as well. The executive says that he’s also hired other mercs to go after James, so you’ve got competition. Any time NPC mercs encounter and attack the protection team, you’ll get an update on the new location of James.
In the Mallcrasher job, loot $1,800,000 in loose cash within 50 seconds of starting the heist on the OVERKILL difficulty
"Scope Mount" and "PBS Suppressor" for the AK weapon family, "Alfred" mask, "Dawn" material and "Dinosaur Skull" pattern.
1... 2... 3... JUMP!
In the Birth of Sky job, have the entire crew jump out of the airplane within 1 minute and 23 seconds on the OVERKILL difficulty or above
“Maui” mask, “Wade” material and “Ornamental Crown” pattern.
Birth of Sky
12 Angry Minutes
In the Big Bank job, complete the heist in under 12 minutes on the Hard difficulty or above
Wooden Foregrip for the Falcon rifle.
The Big Bank
A Taste of Their Own Medicine
Kill 25 Snipers using only the Rattlesnake sniper rifle
Tactical Aluminium Body for the Rattlesnake sniper rifle.
Perform 100 headshot kills using any sniper rifle
“Tarantula” mask, “Insectoid” material and “Spider Eyes” pattern.
Army of One
Equip the GL40 grenade launcher, the Locomotive 12G shotgun and the Improved Combined Tactical Vest
CQB Foregrip and Plastic Stock for the Gecko 7.62 rifle.
Kill 25 enemies at 40 meters or more using only the GL40 grenade launcher
Wooden Stock for the Gecko 7.62 rifle, Pirate Barrel for the GL40 grenade launcher, “Bone” material and “Muerte” pattern.
In the Goat Simulator heist, throw a goat in the air, kill one enemy and catch the goat before it lands
"Wet Goat" mask, "Hay" material and "Goat Face" pattern.
Backing Bobblehead Bob
Bring Bobblehead Bob to the vault
“The 18th” mask, the "Gemstone" material, the "God of War" pattern and the Wooden Stock for the Falcon rifle.
The Big Bank
Bang for the Buck
Kill 10 Bulldozers using any shotgun and 000 buckshot ammo
Long Barrel for the Street Sweeper shotgun, "Steven" mask, "Sparks" material and "Chief" pattern.
In the Bomb: Forest heist, cut down all trees within 5 seconds
"Butcher From Hell" mask, "Meat" material and "Pleter" pattern.
Big Bada Boom
Kill at least four enemies with one GL40 grenade launcher shot
Sawed-off Stock for the GL40 grenade launcher and the “Crow Goblin” mask.
Kill a black Bulldozer with the Great Sword melee weapon
"Mason Vanguard Veteran" mask, "Forged" material and "Checkered Out" pattern.
Blind Eye in the Sky
Complete the Golden Grin Casino heist in stealth
"Wheeler Dealer" mask, "Stars" material and "Chips" pattern.
Golden Grin Casino
In the Bomb: Dockyard heist, find the meth lab
"Extended Mag" for the LEO pistol.
Kill 10 enemies within 10 seconds using the Buzzsaw 42 light machine gun
Old Blood and Guts mask, Light Barrel for the Buzzsaw 42 light machine gun, "Patriot" material and "Captain War" pattern.
Jump 100 times within 30 seconds
"No Me Gusta" mask.
Cancelling Santa's Christmas
Complete the White Xmas job on the Very Hard difficulty or above
In the Diamond job, complete the heist without triggering the alarm
Unlocks "The Cursed One" mask, "Sand" material and "Hieroglyphs" pattern.
City of Sin and Well-Oiled Gears
Complete the Golden Grin Casino heist without having the Big Fucking Drill ever break in loud
"Murmillo Galea Helmet" mask, "Casino" material and "Royale" pattern.
Golden Grin Casino
Complete the White Xmas job on the OVERKILL difficulty or above
"Mechanical Santa" mask.
Clay Pigeon Shooting
Kill 10 snipers using any shotgun and flechette ammo
Long Barrel for the Raven shotgun, "Clint" mask, "Leaf" material and "Monkey Skull" pattern.
In the Beneath the Mountain job, secure all of the loot from the vaults and mountain-top in the escape helicopter
“Tawhiri” mask, “Flow” material and “Sun Avatar” pattern.
Beneath the Mountain
Complete the Boiling Point job having everyone only using melee weapons without electricity or poison to kill enemies on the Very Hard difficulty or above
"Safety First" mask, "Planet" material and "Phoenix" pattern.
Crouched and Hidden, Flying Dagger
Kill 8 guards with the Throwing Knife while crouching on the Murky Station job
The heist must be finished for any kills to count. "Hotelier" mask, "Club Lights" material and "Piety" pattern.
In the Diamond job, secure 10 bags of additional loot
"Medusa" mask, "Rusting Metal" material and "Runes" pattern.
Cutting the Red Wire
Disarm the C4 on the Counterfeit job on the OVERKILL difficulty or above
"Dragon Head" mask, "Days" material and "Kurbits" pattern.
Death From Below
Kill 25 enemies as they rappel using the Nagant sniper rifle
Constable mask, the Silenced Barrel and the Long Barrel for the Nagant sniper rifle, “Gunsmoke” material and “Dazzle” pattern.
Diamonds in the Rough
In the Diamond job, complete the heist, diamond puzzle and steal the Diamond after the alarm has been triggered on OVERKILL difficulty or above
"Anubis" mask, "Mummy Bandages" material and "Hawk Helm" pattern.
Didn’t See That Coming Did You?
Kill 10 enemies using any sniper rifle while zip lining
Theia Magnified Scope for all sniper rifles.
Have 10 enemies burning simultaneously
"Graug" mask, "Coal" material and "Fireborn" pattern.
Do You Like Hurting Other People?
In the Hotline Miami job, kill 30 thugs with the Baseball Bat
Dennis mask, Solid Stock for the Uzi submachine gun, Wooden Grip for the Cobra submachine gun, "Rubber" material and "Hip to Be Polygon" pattern.
Perform 10 headshot kills on Cloakers using only the Thanatos .50 cal sniper rifle
Suppressed Barrel for the Thanatos .50 cal sniper rifle.
Don't Bring the Heat
In the Big Bank job, complete the heist without triggering the alarm
CQB Stock for the Falcon rifle.
The Big Bank
Done in 60 Seconds
In the Bomb: Dockyard heist, open the dock gate in 60 seconds using the keycards
"Custom Slide" for the LEO pistol.
Kill 2 enemies with one bullet 25 times using only the Rattlesnake sniper rifle
Sniper Suppressor for the Rattlesnake sniper rifle.
Print and secure $1,000,000 worth of counterfeit money in the Helicopter on the Counterfeit job
"Viking" mask, "Houndstooth" material and "Fenris" pattern.
In the Big Bank job, complete the heist with 12 bags in the default escape with all the lasers active
CQB Foregrip for the Falcon rifle.
The Big Bank
Euro Bag Simulator
Complete the Santa’s Workshop job after having secured at least 100 bags in the chimney on the OVERKILL difficulty or above
In the Alesso heist job, get your seven bucks back
"Cantus" mask, "Bionic" material and "Circle Raster" pattern.
The Alesso Heist
Everyday I’m Shovelin'
On the Night Club heist, kill 25 law enforcers using your shovel
Short Barrel for the Raven shotgun.
Eye for an Eye
In the second day of The Biker Heist job, destroy the helicopter turret
"Road Rage" mask, "Chromey" material and "Biker Face" pattern.
The Biker Heist
Far, Far Away
Kill 25 enemies from 40 meters using only the Thanatos .50 cal sniper rifle
Tank Buster Barrel for the Thanatos .50 cal sniper rifle.
In the second day of the Goat Simulator heist, send all goats in separate cages on the OVERKILL difficulty or above
"Slick Goat" mask, "Tongue" material and "Fur" pattern.
Fastest Gun in the West
Kill 6 law enforcers within 6 seconds of killing the first while hipfiring with the Peacemaker .45 Revolver
"Apache Mystic" mask, "Gold Fever" material and "Sacred" pattern.
Finish the Firestarter job on the OVERKILL difficulty or above with your crew using only the Contractor Pistol
"Daisy" mask, "Dog Fur" material and "Daisies" pattern.
Fuck It, We're Walking
In the Alesso Heist job, complete the heist in loud without using the zip-line or bag chutes on the OVERKILL difficulty or above
"Female Concert Goer" mask, "Stained Glass" material and "Soundwave" pattern.
The Alesso Heist
Have at least 3 enemies poisoned at the same time with your poisoned weapons
"Shirai" mask, "Origami" material and "Hanabi" pattern.
Complete the second day of The Biker Heist job within 120 seconds on the OVERKILL difficulty or above
"Speed Devil" mask, "Devil Eye" material and "Skull Wing" pattern.
The Biker Heist
In the Big Bank job, complete the heist while you and your four man crew are wearing one different "Big Bank" mask each
Marksman Stock for the Falcon rifle.
The Big Bank
Complete the Murky Station job within 7 minutes of starting it
"Cloaker-san" mask, "Rusty" material and "Rebel" pattern.
Goat In 60 Seconds
In the first day of the Goat Simulator heist, secure 6 goats in the escape truck within 1 minute of it arriving
"Scout Goat" mask, "Goat Eye" material and "Giraffe" pattern.
Gone in 240 Seconds
In the Car Shop job, complete the heist within 4 minutes
"The Tids" mask.
Hail to the King, Baby
In the Golden Grin Casino heist, kill "The King" and complete the heist in stealth
"Sports Utility Mask" mask, "Carpet" material and "Dices" pattern.
Golden Grin Casino
Kill 25 thugs using the Ding Dong breaching tool melee weapon
“Frost” material and “Emperor” pattern.
Complete the second day of the Goat Simulator heist within 4 minutes from when the escape car is available
"Goat Goat" mask, "Flamingo Eye" material and "Illumigoati" pattern.
Get 10 or more arrows stuck in a Bulldozer at the same time
"Lone Heister" mask, "Scorpion" material and "Totem" pattern.
Heisters of the Round Table
Complete any heist on the OVERKILL difficulty or above with 4 players using only Gage Chivalry Pack masks, primary weapons, melee weapons and Ballistic Vests or heavier armors
"Agatha Knight Veteran" mask, "Blooded" material and "Agatha" pattern.
Here Comes the Pain Train
In the Firestarter job, complete the heist on OVERKILL difficulty or above, with all days done in loud and with a crew of 4 players using unmodified "AK Rifle" rifles and "PARA" submachine guns
"DMR Kit AK.762" and the "Low Drag Magazine" for the AK weapon family, "Timothy" mask, "Prehistoric" material and "Dinosaur Stripes" pattern.
Hey Mr. DJ
In the Nightclub job, have 12 hostages or more on the dance floor when you escape
"Aluminum Grip" for the AK weapon family, the "Aluminum Foregrip" for the Krinkov submachine gun and the "LW Upper Receiver" for the CAR weapon family.
Complete the Golden Grin Casino heist under 14 minutes
"The King" mask, "Plush" material and "Cards" pattern.
Golden Grin Casino
I Never Asked for This
Don't jump a single time during an entire heist
I Want to Get Away
I Will Walk Faceless Among Men
In the Shadow Raid job, secure all 4 pieces of the samurai armor
“Somen Mempo” mask.
I've Got the Power
In the Bomb: Dockyard heist, don't let the enemies cut the power
"Long Slide" for the LEO pistol.
It Takes a Pig to Kill a Pig
Drop Floyd the pig on top of a lawforcer
“The 1st” mask, the "Exhausted" material, the "Ruler" pattern and the Extended Magazine for the Falcon rifle.
The Big Bank
It Takes Two to Tango
Hack the correct computer on the first try in The Big Bank job
“The First American” mask, the "Parchment" material, the "Roman" pattern and the Tactical Grip for the Falcon rifle.
The Big Bank
Jump! Jump! Jump!
Finish a heist without it ever going more than 4 seconds between you jumping
Keep Clear of the Windows
Complete the Undercover job without killing any Snipers
"Hans" mask, "Red Black" material and "Luse" pattern.
Kill 50 Shields using any shotgun and slug ammo
Collapsed Stock for the M1014 shotgun.
Knock out a Bulldozer using the OVERKILL boxing gloves
Unlocks "The Champ" mask.
Last Action Villain
Perform a headshot kill on enemies using only the R93 sniper rifle while zip lining
Compensated Suppressor for the R93 sniper rifle.
Let the Man Work
In the first day of The Biker Heist job, let Mike the mechanic finish the bike without any interruptions on the OVERKILL difficulty or above
"The Classic mask", "Hotrod" material and "Engine" Pattern.
The Biker Heist
Lock, Stock & Eight Smoking Barrels
Own the Locomotive, Street Sweeper, Reinfeld, Mosconi, Izhma, Raven and M1014 Shotguns
Flip-up Sight for the Raven shotgun.
Lord of the Flies
Perform 50 headshot kills using any sniper rifle
“Asilidae” mask, “Carapace” material and “Bugger” pattern.
In the Alesso Heist job, complete the pyro sequences without failing even once
"Male Concert Goer" mask, "Dim Blue" material and "Smoke" pattern.
The Alesso Heist
Kill 10 Shields by shooting through their shields using only the R93 sniper rifle
Short Barrel for the R93 sniper rifle.
Names Are for Friends, so I Don't Need One
Get eleven kills with the Lebensauger .308 Sniper Rifle without reloading it
"Slicer" mask, "Still Waters" material and "Youkai" pattern.
No Blood on the Carpet
In the Birth of Sky job, release the money without having any player take health damage on the OVERKILL difficulty or above
“Oro” mask, “Glade” material and “Tribal Wave” pattern.
Birth of Sky
No Heist for Old Men
Complete any day of a heist in stealth with a Locomotive 12G shotgun modified with the "Silent Killer Suppressor" equipped
Suppressed Barrel for the Street Sweeper shotgun, "Rutger" mask, "Banana Peel" material and "Banana" pattern.
Kill 10 enemies in a row by shooting them in the head with the Platypus 70 Sniper Rifle while not aiming down the sights
“Tane” mask, “Sancti” material and “Tribal Face” pattern.
Kill 10 enemies within 10 seconds using the Piglet Grenade Launcher without using Incendiary rounds
"Firefighter's Helmet" mask, "Burn" material and "Flamer" pattern.
Kill a jumping Cloaker using the GL40 grenade launcher
Wooden Stock, Retro Grip and Wooden Foregrip for the Gewehr 3 rifle.
Kill 30 snipers with the Desertfox Sniper Rifle on the OVERKILL difficulty or above
"Mustang" mask, "Tire" material and "One Shot" pattern.
Finish the Bomb: Forest heist without letting any civilian flee or die, having at least five civilians in the heist, while escaping with the boat
Unlocks "The Doctor" mask, "Plywood" material and "Caduceus" pattern.
OVE SAW 72000
In the Nightclub job, complete the heist on any difficulty with each crew member using the OVE 9000 saw as primary and secondary weapons
"THRUST Upper Receiver", "THRUST Lower Receiver" and "Long Ergo Foregrip" for the CAR weapon family.
Cook and secure six bags of meth on day one of the Hotline Miami job
Graham mask, Ghetto Blaster, Extended Mag and Just Bend It for the Blaster 9mm submachine gun, "Error" material and "Be Somebody" pattern.
Set a Bulldozer on fire for at least 10 seconds
"The Chef" mask, "Toast" material and "Hot Flames" pattern.
Perform 250 headshot kills using any sniper rifle
“Vespula” mask, “Bug Shell” material and “Venomous” pattern.
On day two of the Hotline Miami job, save someone in need
Aubrey mask, Ergo Grip, Extended Mag and Unfolded Stock for the Cobra submachine gun, "Sunset" material and "Doodles" pattern.
Kill 25 Bulldozers using the Gewehr 3 Rifle
Sniper Barrel for the Clarion rifle, Sniper Stock, Sniper Grip and Sniper Foregrip for the Gecko 7.62 rifle, Precision Stock, Precision Grip and the DMR Kit for the Gewehr 3 rifle as well as the “Black Death” mask.
In the Jewelry store job, don't let the cops enter the jewelry store until the van comes back on OVERKILL difficulty or above
"DMR Kit AMR-16" and the "L5 Magazine" for the CAR weapon family, "Vincent" mask, "Feathers" material and "Dinosaur Scars" pattern.
Public Enemy No. 1
Kill 250 enemies using only the Rattlesnake sniper rifle
Long Barrel for the Rattlesnake sniper rifle.
Pump It Up
In the Bomb: Forest heist, do not let the cops disconnect the water hose while you are using the river water pump
"Tech Lion" mask, "Marble Rock" material and "Lion Game Lion" pattern.
Pumped Up and Jolly
Complete the Santa’s Workshop job having all players in the crew only use shotguns
“Christmas Cap” mask.
Kill 10 Cloakers using the Gecko 7.62 rifle
Skeletal Stock, Fabulous Stock and Fabulous Foregrip for the Gecko 7.62 rifle as well as the “Volt” mask.
Pick up 100 arrows
"Desert Skull" mask, "Western Sunset" material and "Mystical" pattern.
Riders On the Snowstorm
In the White Xmas job, complete the heist on the Death Wish difficulty or above while each crew member wear a different "2014 Xmas" mask each
"Almir's Beard" mask.
In the first day of The Biker Heist job, find the secret item
"Flaming Skull" mask, "Shiny and Chrome" material and "Fire Tire" pattern.
The Biker Heist
Seer of Death
Perform 500 headshot kills using any sniper rifle
“Sphodromantis” mask, “Hard Shell” material and “Wings of Death” pattern.
Get 7 enemy headshot kills within 11 seconds using any shotgun
Short Barrel for the M1014 shotgun, “John” mask, “Explosive” material and “Terror” pattern.
Shock and Awe
Hit 4 enemies simultaneously using any shotgun and HE rounds
Solid Stock for the M1014 shotgun.
Complete any heist by killing at least 50 enemies and getting 101% accuracy or above using any shotgun
Long Barrel for the M1014 shotgun.
Complete a single day of a heist in stealth using only the Shuriken throwable and killing at least 4 enemies
"Kuro Zukin" mask, "Bamboo" material and "Koi" pattern.
Kill a Cloaker with the Javelin throwable
"Mason Knight Veteran" mask, "Scale Armor" material and "Mason" pattern.
In the Lab Rats job, secure a bag in the secret area
Smoke and Mirrors
In the Diamond job, steal the Diamond in under 10 minutes
"Pazuzu" mask, "Diamond" material and "Horus" pattern.
Sneaking With the Fishes
Complete the Bomb: Dockyard heist in stealth on the Death Wish difficulty
"Lady Butcher" mask, "Rhino" material and "Checker Board" pattern.
So Many Choices
Own one of every Gage Assault Pack weapon in the game
Short Barrel for the Clarion rifle, Light Stock for the Gecko 7.62 rifle, Plastic Foregrip and Assault Kit for the Gewehr 3 rifle, “Evil” material and “Vicious” pattern.
Equip a Broomstick pistol with the Damper.L 44 Nozzle and the Barrel Sight 44
British Bulldog mask, High Capacity Mag and Holster Stock for the Broomstick pistol, "Army Green" material and "Filthy Thirteen" pattern.
Sound of Silence
Complete the Alesso Heist without your crew killing anyone
"Boom Box" mask, "Enlightenment" material and "Alesso Logo" pattern.
The Alesso Heist
Sounds of Animals Fighting
In the Hotline Miami job, complete the heist while you and your four man crew are wearing one different Hotline Miami mask each on hard or above
Silent Death and Folded Stock for the Uzi submachine gun, Suppressor and No Stock for the Cobra submachine gun and Short Barrel for the Blaster 9mm submachine gun.
Special Operations Execution
Kill 25 enemies while in stealth using the Trench knife
Red Bear mask, Short Barrel, Suppressed Barrel, Short Mag, Folded Stock, No Stock, Solid Stock, Heatsinked Suppressed Barrel for the Patchett L2A1 submachine gun, Barrel Sight 44, Damper.L 44 Nozzle for the Broomstick pistol, “Red Sun” material and “Death Dealer” pattern.
Complete the White Xmas job on the Hard difficulty or above
Stick a Fork in Me, I'm Done
Set an enemy on fire and kill him with the "Motherforker" melee weapon
"The Gas Mask" mask, "Candlelight" material and "Flammable" pattern.
Kill 10 Bulldozers using only the Thanatos .50 cal sniper rifle
CQB Barrel for the Thanatos .50 cal sniper rifle.
Complete The Big Bank job with 16 secured bags
“The 16th” mask, the "Clay" material, the "Spartan" pattern and the Marksman Foregrip for the Falcon rifle.
The Big Bank
Kill 100 enemies in a single day of a heist with the Kross Vertex Submachine Gun
"Kage" mask, "Sakura" material and "Oni" pattern.
In the Hoxton Breakout job, complete the heist on OVERKILL difficulty or above with each crew member using no skills, wearing suits, wielding Golden AK.762 rifles and Chicago Typewriter submachine guns
Unlocks a new skill slot.
Kill 100 cops using only weapons from the AK or CAR weapon families
"Keymod Rail", the "Crabs Rail" and the "Modern Barrel" for the AK weapon family.
The Ground Is Too Cold
In the Boiling Point job, have no crew members get downed on the OVERKILL difficulty or above
"Zero 68" mask, "Nebula" material and "Hexagons" pattern.
The Nobel Prize
Kill 3 enemies at the same time with the Dynamite
"Wild West Classic" mask, "Cactus" material and "Coyote" pattern.
Complete the Murky Station job without anyone in the crew killing anyone
"Augmentation" mask, "Spaceship" material and "Squares" pattern.
On the Undercover job, place 10 planks on windows, vents or fences
"Trickster Demon" mask, "Mushroom Cloud" material and "Split" pattern.
The Turtle Always Wins
In the Art Gallery job, complete the heist in stealth within 4 minutes with each crew member wearing the Improved Combined Tactical Vest and no Armor Kit deployable equipped
"Classic Stock" for the AK weapon family, "2 Piece Stock" for the AK and CAR weapon families, "Pachy" mask, "Fossil" material and "Prehistoric Predator" pattern.
The Wolf Lures You to Your Grave
In the Art Gallery job, kill two of the patrolling guards in stealth in the bathroom
"E.M.O. Foregrip" and the "OVAL Foregrip" for the CAR weapon family and the "Aftermarket Shorty" for the PARA submachine gun.
Their Armor Is Thick and Their Shields Broad
Kill 10 shields with a Gage Chivalry Pack melee weapon in a single heist
"Agatha Vanguard Veteran" mask, "Chain Armor" material and "Medieval" pattern.
They Don’t Pay Us Enough
In the Meltdown job, secure all additional loot
"Rad Mutant" mask.
Tour de Clarion
Kill 200 enemies using the Clarion rifle
Suppressed Barrel and G2 Grip for the Clarion rifle as well as the “Professor Wrath” mask.
Trick or Treat!
In the Lab Rats job, complete the Cloaker event on OVERKILL difficulty or above
Kill 3 enemies with one bullet using any sniper rifle
Angled sight for all sniper rifles.
UMP for Me, UMP for You
Kill 45 Russian specials on the Boiling Point job with the Jackal Submachine Gun on the OVERKILL difficulty or above
"Zashchita" mask, "Mist" material and "Battle Wounds" pattern.
In the Watchdogs job, complete the heist while you and your four man crew are wearing one different Assault Pack mask each on OVERKILL difficulty or above
Light Foregrip for the Gecko 7.62 rifle, Tactical Foregrip for the Gewehr 3 rifle, Long Barrel for the Clarion rifle, “Void” material and “Death” pattern.
Vlad's Little Helpers
Complete the White Xmas job on the Normal difficulty or above
"Mrs. Claus" mask.
In day two of the Hotline Miami job, reach the Commissar’s apartment in under 210 seconds on the OVERKILL difficulty or above
Rasmus mask, Tactical Foregrip and the Ergonomic Stock for the Uzi submachine gun, “Chromescape” material and "Palmtrees" pattern.
Why Don’t We Just Use a Spoon?
Complete the Hoxton Breakout heist on any difficulty
Unlocks "Hoxton" as a playable character and the "Nova's Shank" melee weapon.
Wind of Change
In the Hoxton Breakout job, complete the heist while you and your four man crew are wearing one different "Historical" mask each on OVERKILL difficulty or above
Discrete Stock and Short Barrel for the Nagant sniper rifle, Precision Barrel for the Broomstick pistol, Extended Mag and Long Barrel for the Patchett L2A1 submachine gun and the Heatsinked Suppressed Barrel for the Buzzsaw 42 light machine gun.
You Can’t Hide
Kill 25 enemies shooting through walls or objects using only the R93 sniper rifle
Wooden Body for the R93 sniper rifle.
You Owe Me One
In the Big Bank job, start the Big Bank job after having spent all 10 favors in Preplanning
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